Where does he hit first?

Garvey's Greengrocers

As he was standing next to the man, Josh decided the best place to start was Garvey's Greengrocers; he turned to Garvey and dropped the man's trousers to his ankles. Next, he picked up a couple of carrots and made Garvey look as if he was pretending to be a Bull.

He then walked over to Old Mrs. Merchant and squeezed the hand holding the tomato tightly so that, when time unfroze, the tomato would squash in her hand. He then dropped her skirt to her ankles.

"Take that, ya prude cow!" he chuckled as he tweaked her ear before exiting the shop.