(GM) Drunken complaints

1d20+1(sociability) +1 (Silver Tongue) = 15 (Success)

(I figured sociability applies here but a full +3 seems high to add so for now I'm going with a variant of 5e modifiers, +1 to a roll per 2 points, unless someone comes up with a better system Might swap between that and a direct opposition role where both side add their full scores where it seems applicable)

"Fuck if I know where a town is. Bastard Ralf snuck off last night left me here. Just cause I hit on 'is girl. Dunno where he went. Said we was going east, dunno which way dat is. Left me out here the bastard." The man's words start out angry, but his tone quickly fades into despair.

By now it's clear this man is far more intoxicated then you had originally believed. His words are slurred and he looks like he can barely stand. His eyes are unfocused and he looks to be struggling to keep from breaking down into drunken tears. Then just as suddenly as the despair had appear it vanishes again, replaced with a sudden eagerness as he apparently remembers his original plans.

"but we dun need a bed ta fuck. Plenty a grass 'ere." Not waiting for your reply he starts stripping off his clothes and tosses them off to the side. He struggles with the pants, tripping on the pants leg before collapsing into the dirt but eventually managing to kick them off. He ends up lying naked on his back, his cock half erect, apparently expecting you to hope on it and start ridding him. "C'mere girlie"

It's growing increasingly apparent this man is in no state to pose a threat to you, you're not even sure he would be able to stand back up again without help in his current state.