Lauren's new look fools them.

"Hey guys!" Charlotte said in a bubbly voice. "Sorry to bother you but my little buddy Larry is just the biggest fan of football, and he was **** to meet all of you!"

Charlotte tugged Lauren forward, who stood awkwardly, tugging down her shirt to try to hide her whitey tighties and hunching over bow legged.

"Is he okay?" One of the football players asked, noting Lauren's cringing.

"Oh, he's just shy and embarrassed because he spilled food on his shorts." Lauren said dismissively. "Go on Larry, say hi!"

Lauren, totally helpless and unsure, finally stammered out a squeak of a 'hello'.

"Hey Larry, nice to meet you." Daniel, the team captain said.

He extended his hand at Lauren, who stared blankly at it.

"Larry, don't be rude!" Charlotte chided.

When Lauren still didn't move Charlotte rolled her eyes, grabbed Lauren's arm, and **** to shake with Daniel. Lauren stood like a fool, shaking this studly man her own age's hand, wearing just a Pokemon shirt and whitie titghties. Hearing snickering Lauren looked over her shoulder. Of course, Charlotte's friends were all laughing at the sight of Lauren, including Nathan, her date!