What do you decide to write?

New rule for the hipster

You take a sip of your coffee and look around the coffee shop. You are still trying to decide what to do with the Rulebook. You could make some more mischief, but you don't want to be too obvious. You don't want to get caught.

You glance over at the hipster girl with the knit cap. She is still hunched over her laptop, completely oblivious to the world around you. You smile. You have an idea.

You open the Rulebook and write a new rule:

Rule: Whenever the hipster girl with the knit cap looks up from her laptop, she will see a random image of a cat.

You close the Rulebook and watch. A few seconds later, the hipster girl looks up from her laptop. She blinks in surprise, then smiles.

"Awww," she says. "That's a cute cat."

She goes back to her laptop, but a few seconds later, she looks up again. Another cat image appears in her field of vision.

"Oh my goodness," she says. "This is amazing."

She starts laughing and pointing at the cat images. The other patrons in the coffee shop look over at her, but she doesn't seem to care. She is too busy enjoying the cat images.

You smile. You have made her happy, and that is all that matters.

You look around the coffee shop again. The mature women are still laughing and chatting, and the group of college students are still waiting in line. You don't know what to do with them yet, but you are sure you will think of something.