Who does she want to stuff?

Jane Doe

It had been a long time since she saw her old friend Jane. And ever since she saw her she had always wanted to just shovel food into her and make her beautiful and round. So she pulled her phone out and ran through her contacts until she found her name.

Texting: “hey girl. Long time no see. Wanna get lunch sometime?

“OMG! No joke long time. Aint seen you in forever and a year. I would but I don’t have money for eating out too often. You still working that school gig?”

Helena smiled at the easy setup. “Yep. Still here. You still trying to find the right job? Also I have an idea. Money troubles huh.”

“Yea, job hopping kind of sucks now. Used to be you could find a job at the drop of a hat, now people want you to work three times harder for less pay and then complian about *oh you just don’t wanna work*

Helena nodded in agreement. That seemed to be the new trend amoung bosses these days. “I know right? They push your team too hard and then ‘let you go’ when you get an injury because of it, meanwhile they rake in money and just replace you with another disposable human. But anyway I have an idea. What if you and I go to a buffet and get a Stuffing booth. That way you can eat as much as you want? Then neither of us have to pay!”

“Don’t they have, like IDK, minimum amount of weight gained or something just to keep people from making sub-par content for their streams?”

“Why you think you can’t do it? Where’s the Adventurous Space Captain Doe? Did she sucked into a black hole?” Helena poked fun at when they were kids and imagined being fantasy characters.

“Oh you bitch…”. There was a long pause before Helena finally got her answer. “…fine. But I know you have a thing for round girls so you better not be using this as an excuse to turn me into Planet Doe! I between jobs right now so I’m ready whenever you are.”