A sexy Batgirl and the Esper Sisters

It didn’t take long for the next girl to be brought out and this time you had your paddle waiting. “Next girl is a feisty one, fights crime and can crack codes in skin tight suits. I present to you, Batgirl from the Batman TAS universe!”

“Nice, Batgirl is one of the primary flagship superheroines from DC,” you say as you examine the tied up Batgirl being brought out by a Zatanna’s magic. You wonder why they switched who was bringing out girls but a look off stage at two similar Scarlet Witches glaring at each other revealed why.

Instead, you go back to admiring the Batgirl glaring at everyone though no one paid her any mind. “From her lipstick and the shade of her costume and her curves, I would say she’s from The New Batman Adventures series though not sure if original, the 2030 remaster, or the more recent VR show.”

“Didn’t he just say she was from the Batman TAS universe?” Kyouka asked as she wilted a bit at the glare she got from Batgirl.

“The New Batman Adventures is considered the third season of Batman TAS by most,” you explained quickly as Ethan started the auction up.

“For this piece of ass, let's start with 30,000! Do I hear 30,000!?” You quickly raise your paddle.

“I see 30,000! Do I hear 31!” The prime worlder in the hot dog costume raised their paddle. “31!” A redheaded Prime Worlder raised their paddle. “32!” Ethan was shouting off numbers quickly like an auctioneer from the show Storage Wars.

“40,000!” You shouted as Ethan pointed at you. “40! Do I hear 41?”

“So I guess you really want her,” Gwen said as the auction started speeding up and you continued bidding.

“Kinda, she has great hacking skills, is pretty smart, snarky, investigative, and very athletic,” You say as you turn your attention to Gwen while in a bidding war with the hotdog guy. “She might be able to join up with Aelita with financials, making sure none of the investments are bad. Could also shore up our cyber defenses a bit.” You start thinking through what Batgirl could do in addition to being a sexy crime fighter. “I wonder why he started the bidding so low, I would think she would be worth a lot more…”

“Um James…” Kyouka tried to get your attention but you were wondering what else Batgirl could help with. Maybe security at the stores Aelita acquired for you? You weren’t sure.

“Yeah?” You said turning to her.

“Sold to number 11 for 45,000 dollars!” Ethan shouted, snapping you out of your thoughts.

“Shit…” you say as the hotdog guy got up and did a dance. You stared at Batgirl a bit disappointed but still started at her ass as she got a sign with ‘11’ placed around her neck. You could see her sad expression though you weren’t sure if it was from being sold from the club or being sold to a dancing hotdog guy.

“Kyouka, I give you permission to flick me or poke me with your jacks if I get distracted again,” you say, causing Kyouka to grin. The auction was delayed a bit while Ethan talked to the Susan Storm who was operating as the assistant manager. It seems something was agreed on or something as Ethan soon got back on stage and cleared his throat.

“Next one is a double folks. They’re heroes of the One Punch Man universe, they’re the Esper Sisters, Tatsumaki and Fubuki!” Ethan announced.

“One Punch Man?” Gwen snorted. “What, was Punch Man taken?”

“What’s his quirk? Can only punch once a day or goes down from one punch?” Kyouka snarked.

“Hulk times one hundred when bored and a lot more when serious.” You reply. “And as strong as thirty All Mights punching at the same time again when bored. I’ll take you to a Saitama fight or show ya a recording or just show the anime later.”

It was about that time that the Esper Sisters walked on stage without anyone forcing them. Ethan visibly slumped in relief, you guess they were a bit difficult. They both had scowls on their faces.

“Is she…?” Kyouka started to ask as she sat up straight.

“Naturally short and had childhood malnutrition from being locked up in a lab,” you quickly explain to her to make sure no confusion was started. “She never got taller which she’s sensitive about and most of her nutrition and energy goes to her powerful esper abilities. I know a few Tatsumaki whose job is putting satellites and space stations in orbit and bringing them down again.” You raise your paddle to place a bid on them.

“You going to buy them?” Gwen asked a bit uncomfortable but you didn’t mind the question.

“I’m thinking about it, they are more telekinetic than telepathic, though they do have a mental bond between them from what I remem–ow!” You flinched as Kyouka poked your face with an earphone jack. She pointed at the stage when to faced her and you quickly raise your paddle.

“56,000!” Ethan called as you interrupted the ‘going twice’ call.

“Thanks…” you say as the bidding restarted in earnest.

“Plus Fubuki managed her own superhero group and was able to keep them afloat, which could be great with managing the harem a bit since it's gotten so big. Plus there would be a new contender for third biggest boobs in the harem.” You comment, ribbing Kyouka a bit. The two Hinatas were tied for second place and Erza was the current number one though Yunyun, Ranko, and Mirajane were fighting it out for third place.

Seeing Kyouka’s look out of the corner of your eye, you quickly came up with something to cheer her up a bit. “When I win them, Tatsumaki will be the new flattest, beating out Sakura.”

You continued bidding as the women with blue-silvery scales tried to beat you out and the neckbeard guy a few seats in front of you tried beating you out. In the middle of bidding, you received a text. Quickly reading the message, what you read caused you to redouble your efforts.

Finally, after a few minutes of intense bidding, Ethan started his final countdown.

“Going twice! AND SOLD TO NUMBER 9 FOR 130,000!” Ethan announced after your competitors stopped bidding with smug looks on their faces. They likely thought they drained your funds.

Tatsumaki and Fubuki were led back to the backstage area as signs with number 9 around their necks. You crossed your arms pleased. You noticed that Fubuki was looking at you with a curious look on her face. You briefly felt a light brush on the back of your mind but it quickly faded away.

“Yay…more people in the house,” Kyouka sighed as she looked off to the side. You might’ve imagined it but you thought you could hear jealousy in her voice.