Random breaking and entering

Mark realized he couldn't really get in trouble, so he went into the first house he saw. They were new to the neighborhood, but Mark knew they were two lesbians, since he had seen them getting their mail a few times.

The front door was unlocked (guess they figured no one would trudge through the snow to rob them), and so he was inside the living room, where the couple was sitting on the couch, watching what looked like the news. Of course, they were still frozen, but judging by their faces they were either bored or unhappy with whatever they were watching.

Poking through their handbags, he found their wallets with their IDs. The brunette with the bigger breasts was Michelle, while the blonde was Diana. The Caruthers, it seemed, were their last names.

"Hrm, Diana and Michelle, freeze," Mark said. He knew that when he restarted time, the girls would remain frozen.

When time restarted, he noticed the girls kept their heat on, so he was immediately warm. The TV had resumed, but Michelle and Diana were still frozen, as instructed.

"I'll bet neither of you have been with a man before, have you?" he asked rhetorically. He unclasped their hands and pulled them apart, but their expressions didn't change.

"Well, let's change that."