A naked Rorke?

My heart was already hammering. It was bad enough that Binna was seeing me naked. Now another person in my building was going to see me in the buff. I turned to meet this newcomer hands over my privates; overlooking the fact that I was giving Binna a great view of my ass. The footsteps grew louder as they approached our floor. When I finally saw this newcomer's face...it wasn't who I expected.

"Rorke?!" I shouldn't be surprised that Rorke was coming back to our apartment...but I was surprised that he was arriving as naked as I was.

"Hey Buddy." Rorke **** a jovial smile but I could tell he was just as embarrassed as I was; I could see him blushing from here. Yep, Rorke was totally naked for some reason, apart from a necklace with a shark tooth around his neck and was carrying a bucket filled with ice in front of his manhood for modesty. Did he get that from downstairs? Wait, no...this wasn't a hotel. Where the hell was he and why is he naked?

"Um...Rorke..."

Rorke raised a hand, "Stop! Please, don't ask questions. I had to walk home like this."

"But wait, what happened to..."

"Come on Jack! I said not to ask questions!" He eyed me up and down as if he was just noticing that I was naked too. "Should I ask about you?"

Let's see, I lost my clothes flooding the apartment with soap bubbles, I was naked at a clothing store, in the parking lot, at my interview..."Nope, no questions. Got it. Do you have the key?"

Rorke went fishing around in the bucket of ice and pulled out the apartment key. Why was he keeping it there? Oh right, no questions. Rorke walked towards the door then finally realized our neighbor was right there staring at us both. "B-Binna?!" Rorke turned red all over clutching the bucket closely to his genitals.

Binna had an expression on her face that was half surprise and half amusement. Well, mostly amusement. "Oh my God, I love living here!" Binna threw her fists in the air like she just won a prize.

Rorke and I looked at her, then we looked at each other and we both turned red with shame. Rorke quickly moved to our apartment door and inserted the key but not without some difficulty. This gave Binna the chance to check out his firm buttocks.

She whistled, "Mmmn, damn. That is some sweet junk in the trunk you got there my friend. Give it a shake!" You could see Rorke's ears turn red now. "Let's not forget you loverboy," she slapped my butt "To think I get two hunks baring it all for me in one day. I feel like I'm at a bachelorette party." Rorke fiddled with the key some more.

"Rorke!" I called to him desperately.

"Just hold on a second, it's stuck."

Now of all times?! "Rorke!" I whined.

"Dude, I'm trying the best I can! I don't like this situation any more then you do!" As Rorke jimmied with the lock I heard more footsteps coming up the steps.

I cringed, "Rorke! Someone's coming!"

"Ooooh, please let it be more meat for the show," Binna rubbed her hands together villianously "if not I wouldn't mind the company to enjoy the view with me." She catcalled. I could hear Rorke's heart hammering from where I was standing, or maybe that was just me. Rorke was still wrestling with the lock as the footsteps coming up the stairs were getting even louder.