Carmen vs. Jane: the Big Finish

Jane banged on the door to no avail. “This isn’t funny anymore! Just let me in!”

“How come?” Carmen said. “Oh, I bet you want your clothes, huh? You got a whoooole closet full of them in here. Well, come and get ‘em, b*tch!

Jane pushed again hard, but she could not get the door open. She banged on the door, “Let me in, you little c*nt!”

“Make me!” Carmen replied. “Come on, puta, it’s easy, all you gotta do is push harder than me! You’re the winner here! You should have no problem getting past a second-best b*tch like me!”

“Is that what this is all about? That stupid challenge? You lost, a**hole! Get over it!”

“Admit you played a dirty trick!”

“I won that game fair and square! I did what I had to do to win! That’s the game!”

“That’s cool. Now I’m just doing what I have to do to get back at you!”

As Jane squirmed against the door trying to push it open, she became acutely aware of the many eyes and phone cameras trained on her. She more desperately said, “Just let me in! This is totally unfair!”

“You want to talk about unfair? Unfair is sneaking your big ass up on me when the people who deserved to win got taken out! Vivian, you out there, chica?”

“Uh, yeah, I’m here.”

“How does it feel to be in fourth place? That star was yours, girl! Are you gonna take that lying down?”

“Um, I don’t know. I guess not?”

“See, b*tch? Nobody’s on your side here! Is anybody out here trying to help you? F*ck no! They’re getting this whole humiliating thing on camera. You wanna know why? Cause it’s f*cking funny! You’re a joke! Now say you didn’t deserve to win!”

Jane broke under the pressure. “Okay, fine! I snuck up on you. I played a dirty trick. I did a sh*tty thing!”

“Admit I’m better than you!”

“Fine, you’re better than me! You’re the queen, and I’m a f*cking useless b*tch.”

“Say I deserved to win!”

“Okay! Okay! You deserved it! Now can I please come inside?”

“No, but it was good to hear you admit it,” Carmen laughed. “Like I said, if you want to get in, you gotta earn it. Push, b*tch.”

Jane growled, knowing she couldn’t win this one. “Fuck this,” she said.

She stormed off down the hallway to go to her private room. Unfortunately for her, she did not know which door it was. She suffered the embarrassing ordeal of angrily trying door after door while being watched. At last, she found the right room and slammed the door. She discovered that, fortunately, this door did have a lock, which she turned with a loud click.

As a parting shot, Carmen stuck her head out the door and yelled, “that’s right, b*tch! Maybe that’ll teach you not to f*ck with me!”

Confessional interview:

Libby: "Damn, don’t mess with Carmen."

Chrissy: “Total power move. Now everybody’s going to be afraid of letting Carmen lose a competition. She gave herself a huge competitive advantage.”

Vivian: “Now that she pointed it out, I guess I do feel a little robbed.”

Gwen: "I set a picture of Jane as my background." She held up her phone, showing Jane with a startled look on her face, covering herself with her hands. "Isn’t it hilarious?"

Carmen: "That’s what you get, puta! F*ck around and find out."

Brenna: "Okay, seeing Jane naked made me feel a little better about not having any pants."

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