Nip-Slip

Julia went to wait on her first customer. He ordered an espresso, and she brought it to him. Later she came back to see if he wanted a pastry and showed him the pastry menu. She did not realize her skimpy bra malfunctioned, and her left breast was on display.

The guy spilled his espresso. "I'm sorry. I'll get you some napkins," said Julia. She walked back to the bar.

The manger saw Julia with her breast hanging out. "That is unacceptable! I know you are desperate for tips, but we can get into big trouble for that!" He pointed to her breasts.

"Oh my god!" Julia fixed her bra. "It was an accident."

"Sure it was. Do you really want me to fire you?"

"No, please!"

"Just watch it, young lady. You're on thin ice."

Julia grabbed some napkins and went back to her customer.