"Mine" you woke up uncovered a dried up film coating the top half of your body and the worst case of morning breath you ever had. Despite this awkward awakening, it was to be the best 3 seconds of your day, because on the 4th second the memories of prior events flooded back to you as you saw what you were sleeping in.
"Oh no!" You said grabbing at your bra.
"Oh no!" You said looking down at the panties.
"Oh no!" You grabbed at the wig.
"No!" You peaked inside the cups of the bra and remembered your reconnaissance mission in your parents bedroom.
You laid flat on your bed and slammed your fists on the mattress rueing the universe that put this curse on you.
Your fear and rage was shortly validated as your groin lifted up into the air pulling your body into the air behind it, "you're awake! No time to stay in bed we have to live and a world to experience."
"I don't feel well." You said, "I think I should stay home."
"Nice try. Now get moving or there will be consequences" and you were dropped back onto your bed.
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