Straight to perversions

Never let it be said Naruto had a lot of self-control.

"I have a 15 inch dick and huge balls. I can orgasm dozens of times every day with huge loads. My abs never fall. I'm the strongest person in the world with complete control of my abilities. All women found me highly arousing and largely irresistible. Women like to submit to me and men don't like fighting me. I'm a stud." Naruto rattled off after less then a minute of thinking, watching as his dick visibly starting to bulge.

He looked around before smirking for more. "My apartment is the pent house of the best apartment building in Konoha, complete with pools and maids and the whole 9 yards. And the most beautiful women all also live here. Tsunade, Shizune, Hinata, Sakura, and more." He licked his lips. "And every woman in the building woke up today to masturbate while thinking about me."

He stretched and got up, ready for the day. But what to do first?