A Different Kind Of Tomb Raider Game

(ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ADE OVER THE AGE OF 18. THIS STORY ALSO CONTAINS MEMTIONS OF SEXUAL ****, MISOGYNY AND THE LIKES SO BEWARE)

Leaves and trees fill her vision. Vast plains of green is plentiful in the deep pits of the Amazon rainforest. But of course to the experienced and deadly adventuress. She wasn’t worried not even a little bit worried. After all this wasn’t the first adventure she was on.

Lara is currently crouching behind a sandbag wall as she overhears some soldiers on the overside. She’s wearing her classic get up. Consisting of her skin tight aqua blue tank top. And her khaki shorts. She also has her belt with a handy rope and knife as well. After all she might need it. Her tiny backpack is also situated on her back. Not that she needs it. I mean she could hardly even fit her phone in it. But she still couldn’t go anywhere without it. Just incase you know?

“Ughhh is the boss always gonna be this much of a pain in the ass. I mean we’ve been standing here for hours with nothing. It’s obvious there’s no one here.” The first goon says to his Buddy. Lara couldn’t see either of them but with her elite senses she knew all she needed too anyway.

The second goon looks at his Buddy and shoots back. “Heh I’d like to give her a pain in the ass if you catch my drift hahaha” the second one says. His voice distinguishably belonging to a black man unlike the first guy.

Suddenly both the men burst into firs of laughter at their crude and misogynistic joke. About **** and subjugating their female boss.

Lara also audibly giggles slightly “tsk boys will be boys hehe” she whispers to herself out of earshot of the men. Smirking as well.

She is in a mission though. She doesn’t have much time to listen to these men. Afterall she’s after the famous “Mask of Olmec” a Central American Aztec artefact.

Speaking off the mission her ear suddenly starts vibrating as a sound comes in from her tech specialist, Zip.

“Looking good Lara… do those puppies even have… a bra on them haha.” Zip says as he takes short pauses ever now and again as panting can be heard through the intercom. He can see out of her eyes of course. With the tech in stock nowadays. Lara could do these missions anyway she wanted of course

At 21 years old the black techie stood at just 5’8 and had more fat on him than he’d care to admit. Afterall he hardly even knows what a gym is. Let alone what exercise is. And although he’d been hired to be a techie. He didn't actually anything about it. He was surprised he was even hired infact.

“Oh Zip whatever am I to do with you.” She says to her techie as she slowly peaks her head above the low canopy of leaves beyond the sandbag wall to get a better look of the guards.

She also obviously knew he was masturbating. Zip was very sleazy. And obviously a complete pervert. Afterall it’s why she hired him. Not that she’d ever tell him that. But he’s also a complete idiot. Sometimes forgetting to switch his mic off. Or just leaving his porn open on his computer only for the maid to see him watching some deepfake smut of Lara.

Zip had been hired only 5 months ago. And of course had been posted to work at Croft manor with his own room and everything. And he’s been on his best behaviour

“Update zip. I need a status report on the tech inside there.” She says obviously referring to the building in which the two chauvinistic guards were posted outside of.

“Oh errr yeah. There’s like shit in there and like other stuff I guess.” Lara just giggled and smirked. Trying not to make it obvious to zip of course. “Well thank you Zip. I’ll let you get kn with it Hehe.” She says to him. Careful to not tell him off for not knowing Jack shit. She then looks down and gives Zip a nice good view of her cleavage for him.

“Hmmm Jesus fuck” Zip says on the other end. As lara slowly walks to the other side of the canopy. Directly behind the two guards.

“Hmm now how should it deal with three two gents?” She wonders to herself.

All of a sudden she starts moving inwards already with a plan in motion she’ll take out the guards. And then with her master lock picking skills she’ll get that door open and from there she’ll make her way through the building picking each enemy off. After that she’ll have the mask. God she couldn’t wait to get her fingers on it.

But suddenly as she’s moving forward ever so slowly. It looks as though she made a mistake while calculating her plan.

CLICK. “Oh bugger” the archeologist sighs.

KABOOM as an explosion rings out.

“OH FOR FUCKS SAKE” a young white boys shouts in his recliner gaming chair while staring right at the “GAME OVER SCREEN”

The young boy was known as Samuel. Or Sammy for short. At 18 years of age. He was every other typical New Versailles resident. More hormones that a state of the art 1990s endoclinic. And a cock which rivaled a viagra patient. And of course there was only one real reason to be playing this game. As there was any reason to play a tomb raider game for that matter.

And to his left was his even younger friend Aaron. Also at 18 Aaron unlike his short and skinny friend. Was the opposite. He was fucking obese. And while still short. He was more stinky than a pig farm. Almost as if he was proud of it. Not that Sammy was much better. The boys hadn’t had showers in weeks.

“We were so close Sammy. If you just gave the controller to me. Maybe this wouldn’t have happened” the other boy responds As he reclines into his seat even further letting his fat sink into the chair.

“Oh fuck off Aaron. It’s my game anyway.” Sammy pokes before quitting to the main menu.

The boys were both currently in the room of Samuel Van Jansen

“Yeah and I’m the guest.” Retorts Aaron.

“Urghh anyway. Isn’t Lara just sooo fucking hot though. Like it looks so like the real thing.” Samuel says attempting to steer the conversation away from their argument.

“Yeah i do have to agree there. I read that they worked with the real Lara Croft immensely for her to look that realistic.. If only the game wasn’t so punishing haha.”

The boys were now both supporting huge boners as the menu screen pops up. It was an image of lara Croft with her ass turned to the camera while she looks back with a smirk while winking at the player. She’s also wearing the classic getup she was wearing in the game.

“Yeah i get that. I mean we could just play it on an easier mode. I mean the game literally lets you play it however you want. It’s amazing. You want her to persuade the enemies by making her seduce them? Go ahead. You want her to blow up the entire enemy base and kill every single one of them. The game lets you. It’s amazing.” The other boy responds.

“Hmm maybe I’ll buy it Sam.” The fatter boy says as he stares at the screen as it changed its picture every now and again.

“Oh and you can’t forget all the outfits that were made for the game.” Suddenly the screen jolts and the cursor moves to a tab with the words “OUTFITS” on it.

The sudden shift in tone is dramatic. All of a sudden the scenery has changed to that of the deck of an incredibly expensive yacht from the UK. Evident by the Union Jack on board.

“Hmm well why don’t we try some clothing on then misters?” Lara says to the camera in her famous posh British accebt, as she suddenly gets up from her later down position on her recliner chair.

The woman is the very definition of athletic. She has toned abs that insinuate lengthy visits to the gym. Something the boys that are currently playing the game. have no idea what it even looks like. The abs and biceps glisten in her own sweat. But unfortunately for the boys. They can only see her biceps as she’s currently wrapped in a white towel. As a menu suddenly pops into view on the left side of the screen listing thousands of outfits all for her to wear.

There is a disappointment though in the boys. A disappointment that they couldn’t see the Lara Croft butt naked.

“Woah” Aaron says as he reads some of the screens text.

“To unlock more outfits complete each challenge for them. The first outfit is greyed out so you can’t see what it looks like. The outfits name is also hidden. But a brief summary does remain

“Let’s go over your vitals then?” With a love heart emoticon at the end of the sentence.

“Sexy nurse then?” Aaron asks in confused understanding. “Or maybe a ummmm… i don’t know. a uhhh… a chef?” Samuel says.

“A CHEF? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?” The other boy shouts at him in mockery.

“I don’t know… I don’t even know what the word… umm viii-tals means” he says making sure he read the word right.

“Well what the fuck did you think it meant?”

“I don’t know. I thought it was like a food or something.”

“Uhhh you alright there, you’ve suddenly gone quiet? Have you gotten bored of playing with me already?” The on screen Lara suddenly retorts. Interrupting the boys insult match. She’s also putting on an incredibly false puppy dog eyes. That look almost cringeworthy. Nothing you’d expect of Lara Croft in our world.

“Fuck she makes me so hard”