Last resort

Miko bowed down deeper than she ever had before. "Mister Yamauchi, I am terribly sorry. I know it sounds unbelievable, but whenever I leave my dorm I just keep forgetting my clothes.”

“You’re right, it does sound unbelievable! Do you expect me to think that anyone is that stupid or forgetful, Kumagai?”

“Yes I am, sir! I am that stupid!”

Yamauchi sighed. “Fine, here is what we’re gonna do. I won’t punish you…”

“Thank you, sir!” Miko’s grew the biggest smile on her face.

“Today, that is.” Continued Yamauchi. “If you miss even one more hour, I’ll have you suspended. If you arrive in the nude again, you’ll just have to spent the rest of the day like that. Do I make myself clear?”

“Yes, sir.” Miko bowed down once more, and made her exit.

“Hallllooo, Miko!” Cheerfully yelled Miko’s roommate Kiyoko. “Heard you went streaking again, you little perv.”

“It’s not like that, Kiyoko. I don’t know why, but I keep forgetting my clothes!”

“Oh, I’m sure you ‘forgot’ them.”

“No, I’m telling the truth. But I won’t forget them this time.”

“Really? What makes you so sure?”

“Because this time, I won’t even take my clothes off. I’ll sleep with my uniform, and just skip my shower. No way I’ll show up to school naked again!”