The Lazy River

“Well, since we just did the roughest ride in the water park, how about we do a change-of-pace and go for the gentlest?” Brief pointed to a sign featuring a girl in a bikini lying on a plastic raft with a fruity drink in her hand. “The lazy river would definitely be more my pace right now, I think.”

“Hmm… sure.” Stocking shrugged. “Something a bit more relaxing could be a nice change of pace. Plus, I wouldn’t be surprised if your dick fell off if we stressed it that much more, so let’s give it a whirl.”

“Phew… thanks, Stocking.” Brief grabbed Stocking by the hand and, after a moment’s hesitation, kissed the goth girl on the cheek. They then made their way back through the Mizuryuu Kei water park, their bare feet slapping gently against the warm, wet pavement that covered the ground. The lazy river actually snaked through almost the entire section of the park, but there was only one entrance, so they had to walk a little ways to actually get to it.

There, another beautiful Mizuryuu Kei Land employee with wavy purple hair stood in the small, shallow pool that acted as the main entrance to the winding river, a yellow inner tube in one hand and a wrist-band scanner in the other. She greeted the two with a cheerful smile and a wave as they waded into the knee-deep water.

“Hello! Hope you’re having a fuck-tastic day today!” she said with a trademark MK wink. “Can I interest you in two singles, a double, or a shared single?”

“Shared single please,” Brief replied. “That should be more than enough.”

“Oooh, feeling romantic today? How nice!” The park worker placed the yellow innertube flat onto the surface of the water “All-aboard!”

Brief nodded and carefully pulled himself into the center of the tube as the park worker held it steady. Stocking followed shortly after him, laying her soft body on top of him. Despite all they had been through that day, Brief couldn’t help but notice that her hair still smelled faintly like the sweet, fruity shampoo that she had used that morning.

“Alright, let me just get you two nice and snug together…” The park worker carefully grabbed Brief’s dick by the base and guided it into Stocking’s sex, embedding it deep into her moist love tunnel and eliciting a shiver of pleasure from both the tube-riders. “Perfect! Now, just make sure not to get out of the tube unless you’re leaving the river, and enjoy yourselves! Oh, and of course, as VIP guests you’re free to call over for food or drinks whenever you’d like!”

“Thanks; if I get thirsty, you’ll be the first person to know.” Stocking rocked her hips from side to side for a moment to make sure that she was comfortable. “Alright, we’re ready to shove off.”

“Enjoy the ride, you two!” The purple-haired girl gave the tube a nice, hard shove and blew the two a kiss as they began drifting away in the current. “Bon voyage!”

“Aaah… now this is much better.” Brief sighed and allowed himself to sink low into the innertube. The cold waters of the river contrasted nicely against Stocking’s warm, supple body, and the way that the tube gently bobbed up and down in the water was quite relaxing. It wasn’t nearly as intense as actual sex, or any of the other rides there, but the way his dick slid against Stocking’s folds was more than enough to keep him stiff inside her snug pussy. “Now this is starting to feel like an actual vacation.”

“Yeah, I suppose so,” Stocking replied. “Though, considering how everyone around us is fucking like absolute animals, I can’t help but feel like we’re sticking out by just lying here, snugglefucking.”

“Y-yeah…” Brief wrapped his arms around Stocking and pressed his face gently against her shoulder. “You don’t have to pay attention to them if you don’t want to, though. It can just be the two of us.”

“Yeah, yeah, I know…” Stocking blushed and glanced away from Brief. “At least we can get to see all the kinky shit people are into like this, and maybe some rides we want to try later.”

“Oh? Do you see any that you might want to try next?” Brief asked curiously.

“Well, the pirate ship might have some promise,” she said, pointing to a life-sized replica of a pirate ship staffed by some very sexy male and female pirates. “They probably serve **** if nothing else, and I’m not above getting drunk as a sailor right about now.”

“Yeah, that one does look pretty fun,” said Brief. “I’d also like the chance to swim with the mermaid girls, though; there’s something oddly beautiful about that big tank that they swim in.”

“Eh, it’s okay, if you like gaudy,” Stocking said with a shrug.

The two continued to drift along the river with each other, silently holding each other as they admired the sights and sounds of the water park.

“You know, it’s kind of strange… there’s a lot of people having sex on everything like usual here, but there’s also a lot of people having fun the same way people would at a normal water park,” Brief pointed out. “They’re swimming, racing, splashing each other, diving, going down slides alone… if you looked in the wrong place, I wouldn’t blame you if you forgot that you’re in the most debauched place on earth.”

“I suppose, but it’s not that weird if you think about it. Unless you’re my sister, no one is 100% sex all the time. People want to do other things too sometimes,” Stocking explained. “That being said… what do you think about all the bikini bods we’ve seen so far?”

Brief’s cock throbbed inside Stocking for a moment. “They’re, uh, pretty good so far.”

“Got any favorites?” asked Stocking.

Brief blushed and looked around. “Well… the girls with the matching blue bikini tops and the, uh, missing bottoms look pretty nice.”

“Yeah, they’re pretty impressive - but I think they all have the same tramp stamp too, which means they’re either in a cult or a sorority. Either way, I’d watch out for them if I were you,” said Stocking. “As for me, I enjoy watching any girl who clearly has a top that’s a size or two too small. Guessing when those strings are going to snap is always a fun game.”

“Ah!” Brief blushed as the very thing Stocking just described happened to a blonde girl with DD cups in a nearby pool, her strained top flying right off her chest and into the face of a nearby lucky boy. “Yes, I suppose those are pretty good too.”

The two then passed underneath a small white bridge that connected one bank of the lazy river to the other.

“So… outside the park, how has life been for you?” Brief asked, deciding to make some small talk.

“Well, can’t say I can complain too much,” Stocking replied, shifting a little. “Good on money with acting and brand deals, getting Heaven Coins regularly through ghosts, winning contests to go to places like this… it could definitely be a hell of a lot shittier.”

“That’s good to hear,” Brief said, smiling. “What about your mother? How’s she been?”

“Augh!” Stocking rolled her eyes so hard that Brief could have sworn he felt it through his dick. “You mean fucking Judgement? Do you even need to ask; she’s God! Of course she’s doing just fine! Though, I don’t blame you for being confused by her; she’s the most cryptic fucking bitch I’ve ever met.”

“So I take it that means you haven’t been keeping in-touch?” Brief asked awkwardly.

“Of course not; all she ever does is send us those vague-ass clues about where to find the next ghost,” Stocking complained, clenching her fists. “I hate her so much sometimes… she’s lucky that she’s omnipotent, because I have half a mind to kick her ass sometimes.”

“Yeah… having distant parents like that is never fun,” Brief replied. “I mean, I don’t have a mother, but my dad usually only ever talks to me when he needs something. So, I suppose I can relate to your situation a little bit.”

“Great; your daddy issues go along well with my mommy issues. Now all we need is some kid issues, and we can have a full issue family to present to our therapists,” Stocking joked dryly.

Brief chuckled softly at that before returning to just relaxing in the innertube, letting time and the scenery float by as they watched people fuck and have fun around the park. Eventually, though, Brief spoke up again, finally asking Stocking the question that had been bothering him ever since he set foot in the park.

“So, uh… since we’re on the topic of Judgement, I’m not going to go to hell for having all this sex, am I?” Brief asked nervously.

“Pfft.” Stocking covered her mouth, barely able to hold back full-throated laughter.

“Hey, what’s so funny?” Brief whined. “This is my immortal soul we’re talking about.”

“I know, I know, it’s just… really clear you don’t know Judgement very well,” Stocking replied. “I know you probably heard differently, but she’s actually pretty supportive of sex, and doubly so the kind that makes babies in the end. She loves humans, after all, so more humans means more for her to love. And with how many sluts you’ve knocked up so far, it’d be hard for you not to get the red carpet treatment when you croak.”

“Wait, but didn’t your sister get kicked out of heaven for having too much sex?” Brief asked curiously.

“No, it wasn’t so much all the fucking as it was her refusing to do her heavenly duties and being an absolute bitch that got her kicked out,” Stocking replied. “If it was all the fucking that Judgement hated, she would have cast Panty down in a chastity belt or something.”

“Phew…” Brief let out a long sigh, a ten ton weight seemingly lifted off his shoulders. “That’s a relief.”

“I’ll warn you ahead of time, though; I can already tell the family reunions you’re gonna have in heaven are going to be super awkward,” Stocking added. “Explaining things to your ancestors and your kids isn’t going to be fun.”

Brief shivered at the thought. “Yes, well… I’ll figure out what to say to them eventually, I suppose.”

They passed underneath another pedestrian bridge, Brief shielding his eyes on reflex to avoid looking up any woman’s skirt as they passed.

“So, do you still go to Daten City High?” Stocking asked curiously.

“Of course I do,” Brief replied. “I’m not like you guys; I can’t just disappear for weeks at a time and be forgiven.”

“Oh, sorry; I forget sometimes that humans are obligated to do that sort of shit,” said Stocking. “Are you getting good grades at least?”

“I mean, they’re okay, but they could be better too,” said Brief. “It’s hard to ask questions when you’re one of the ‘losers’ who the teachers get free reign to **** all they want.”

“Tch; I see that teachers sucking continues to just be a fact of the universe,” Stocking said curtly. “How are things going with your friends, though? The ones you get together and play D&D with?”

“Actually, I don’t hang out much with them anymore,” Brief admitted. “They’ve been getting more and more distant ever since I started hanging out with you and Panty. I think they might see spending time with girls as a ‘betrayal’ or something.”

“Ah, shit, really?” Stocking glanced back and saw just how sad Brief’s eyes looked. “Well, who needs them anyway? You’re better than those losers anyway.”

“Really? Do you think so?” Brief asked, blushing.

“It’s not even close,” Stocking assured him. “Even at your geekiest, you’re still more fun to hang around than them. Not to mention, I trust you enough to let you into the church, but I wouldn’t trust those jerks to watch after my lunch.”

“Thanks… that means a lot to me.” Brief leaned forward and kissed Stocking gently on the cheek.

“It’s no big deal; just stating the obvious is all,” Stocking blushed and tried to think of a way to change the subject. “By the way, how’s the Rock Foundation holding up? Is it still going?”

“I mean… I think so?” Brief shrugged. “My dad runs the whole thing so it can be hard to tell.”

“Really? That’s funny; didn’t you say that your dad was grooming you to inherit the whole thing?” asked Stocking. “I know you said he can be distant, but you’d think that would be the one thing he does talk about.”

“Yeah, well, ever since he found out that I won those tickets to Mizuryu Kei Land, he’s sort of been refusing to talk to me at all actually,” Brief confessed. “He had some pretty cross words for me when I said that I’d go, and he even said a few things about disowning me. He’s said stuff like that before, though, so I’m sure he doesn’t mean it.”

“Oooh, that’s right! Your family has a bunch of prudes in it, doesn’t it? Man, that must fucking suck,” Stocking replied, rocking her hips a little. “If it was such a big deal to your dad though, why’d you decide on coming here anyway? I mean, obviously most guys would kill to be in your position right now, but this place doesn’t seem to be your kind of scene.”

“Well, I was pretty **** to go at first, but then you and Panty took the other two VIP tickets from me, and I didn’t want her to think I was a wimp if I didn’t go,” Brief explained.

“Seriously?” Stocking turned so that she could look Brief in the eyes. “You’re telling me that the only reason you're here is to impress my slutty bitch of a sister who didn’t even have the tact to spend five minutes with you once we were through the front gates?”

“Yes… but to be fair to her, you also abandoned me pretty quickly when we got in too,” Brief pointed out.

“You got me there,” Stocking said with a shrug. “Still, that has got to be the single saddest reason I’ve ever heard for coming to this place; even sadder than all those divorcees trying to get over their exes.”

“I won’t argue with that, but… I think it’s still working out pretty well so far.” Brief hugged Stocking again and glanced forward down the river ahead of them. “Hey, look; there’s some sort of fork in the river up ahead.”

“Huh, so there is.” Stocking squinted and read the sign that sat at the fork. “Go left to keep on the lazy river… and go right to enter Mermaid’s River.”

“Mermaid’s River? That sounds like it might be fun,” said Brief. “Want to check it out?”