Mizuryu Kei Land

Welcome to Mizuryu Kei Land, the wonderful adult theme park based entirely around sex! Here, you can go to unwind, have fun, and let loose from your everyday selves. From games, to rides, to cultural events, to competitions and contests, you can always find something to do at Mizuryu Kei Land!

The rules of the land are pretty simple, and they are easy to follow!

Firstly, stay clean! While it’s understandable that you’re going to get lots of sweat and sexual fluids on you during your stay in Mizuryu Kei Land, personal hygiene is of the utmost importance in the park! Please wash yourself, especially your genitals, before you enter the park, before you leave the park, and whenever you become too messy during your stay. If a park employee asks you to wash during your stay, please comply or you may be ejected from the park.

Secondly, stay safe! Mizuryu Kei Land, while not for all ages, is still a theme park and likes to maintain a happy and uplifting atmosphere, and nothing ruins that faster than unfortunate injuries! So please, follow all safety precautions, do not enter restricted areas, do not act recklessly on rides, follow the instructions of security, and do not fight with each other! Failure to comply may result in expulsion from the park.

Thirdly, watch the stickers! Here at Mizuryu Kei Land, we understand that consent is sexy, and we’ve made consent as easy as possible thanks to use of handy stickers! If you are comfortable with a stranger performing a sex act on you, simply place the sex act’s corresponding sticker anywhere on your body. For example, if you put a sticker on your body that says “Free Pussy” then that indicates that you’re willing to let anyone do whatever they want to your vagina at any time. If you no longer want strangers to do a sex act, then simply remove the sticker to show you’ve lost interest. If you want to do something to someone who does not have a corresponding sticker, then you will have to secure verbal consent before proceeding or face expulsion from the park.

Fourthly, please always keep your special wristband on! Not only does it help staff keep track of and identify you, but it also lets you wirelessly pay for rides and food using Mizuryu Kei Land’s special currency – Munchies! All Munchies are bought before entering the park, and the number you have is always helpfully displayed on your wristband! Please note that Munchies are nonrefundable and cannot be transferred between guests, but they do carry over between visits. If you lose your wrist band, you can ask any park employee for a replacement at the low cost of just 1 Munchie!

Fifthly, no animals or anyone under 18 is allowed in the park! If you have a child or an animal that needs looking after, please drop them off at the free Mizuryu Kei Land daycare center across the street before entering the park.

Okay, now that we have the ground rules set up, what lucky guest(s) are going to be staying at the park today?

Or, if visiting the park is not your style, Mizuryu Kei Land is always accepting ideas for new rides and attractions! So please, let your heart, your sex, guide you to what you want to do!