Win all four seats

"Election day came and went, and resulted in a splintered parliament. Out of the wreckage of the neck-in-neck main parties came the 70-seat Liberal Democrat caucus, the 30-seat Scottish National Party (SNP), and the 10-seat Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) and 8-seat Sinn Fein exclusive to Northern Ireland.

"No party managed to win the absolute majority of seats in the House of Commons, so government formation is expected to take up to several weeks. It is presumed that a coalition government will form with the Liberal Democrats and whomever they decide from the two major parties. The DUP are expected to support the Conservatives in their quest for government but cannot alone produce the requisite numbers to that end. Sinn Fein, who alongside the DUP contest seats in Northern Ireland, never take them up at Westminster as a form of protest against what they consider an illegitimate occupation of that territory. Some speculate that with increased calls for Scottish Independence, the SNP might do the same.

"An anomaly came with the suburban town of Collingsworth, where an unknown upstart party called the 'Laboratory Democrats', campaigning on 'Naked Debbi' Jenkins won the constituencies of Collingsworth South, Collingsworth Centre, Collingsworth North, and Collingsworth Gardens, all four of the seats it contested, the only party in the entire election with that distinction. In Jenkins's own constituency, Collingsworth South, the party garnered over 70 per cent of the vote, unseating longstanding Conservative incumbent Jack Grosmere.

"No other parties won seats to the Commons in this election."

Debbi couldn't believe the press release she was reading at the office on Friday morning, which only confirmed her bewilderment on hearing the results the night before. Surely the people of Collingsworth had more substance in their political thoughts than her nude form? Her reflections were interrupted by Jeff and Diane walking up to her.

"Nice job on your new career, Debbi," Jeff congratulated her.

"Eh," Diane stopped him, "our new career."

"Look, this is great and all," Debbi cooled them down, "but who's going to take care of the office while we're away at Westminster?"

"Debbi," Carol countered her, "we're only an hour away from London by train, yeah? Besides, we've got Karen to take care of everything while we're away on official business." Debbi just groaned at HR running everything, but felt like she couldn't do anything about it. After a few weeks, it was finally good to be back in underwear, though she did feel some constraint in her knickers that she had to get used to.

"Right," Jeff brought everyone back together, "we've got our first surgeries next week. Debbi, you've got Wednesday at the chemist. Until then, I'd like you to devote your time to work; I've got your constituency info covered."