Sandwiches

“Oh! There you are!” Tori called out as she spied her boyfriend making his way back to the group. She couldn’t help but notice the frowning man’s quiet grumbling. “Is something wrong? Yui told us that you needed a moment to think to yourself?”

“... Something like that.” Dan sighed as he made note of the small smirk across his former roommate's face. The man tried to get himself off but quickly realized that with all of his recent “enhancements”, this was no longer a one-man job. Seeing that there was no way to get out of this situation in a reasonable time, Dan chose the old tried and true method of dealing with his boner: The Tuck.

“So whatcha guys talk about?” Maddy asked as she wrapped her arms around her hunky man’s arm, much to his current chagrin. Instead of immediately answering, Dan was busy trying to ignore the sensation of the soft and pliable breasts smooshed into his body, not helping his current predicament.

Seeing his moment of distress, Yui chose to supply an answer. Sort of. “Oh, I just proclaimed my undying love for him. I even offered myself to be used as a tool for his sexual gratification but alas he is too much of a gentleman.”

“That’s… not what happened.” Dan rubbed his forehead at his minx’s antics. “We clarified our feelings and… discussed our new relationship, I guess.”

Yui’s teasing smile didn’t go away as she added. “Not how I would have described it, but yes, we are officially dating as well.”

“Woo!” Maddy cheered as she tackled her newly official harem sister. “Hell yeah! #Official Dan Whitaker Harem™ for the win!”

“I see.” Tori let out a breath she was holding. “Well good. I’m glad you two talked it out. Like you said, it’s best if we’re open with each other from the start.”

Dan affirmed with a nod. As he moved forward to stand with Tori, Dan looked at his newfound harem. The dependable Tori, the hyperactive Maddy, and now the mischievous Yui. Despite the circumstances, he felt blessed. There was just one thing he was forgetting. He turned toward the fifth wheel of their current party. “You’re awfully quiet aren’t you Sa-”

“Eeep.” The sudden squeak blindsided the man as he took stock of his precious sister's condition. Her face showed signs of a hefty blush while her slightly glossy eyes darted from place to place to avoid eye contact. He could even see that the young woman’s thick thighs were clenched together and trembling. And wet.

Dan felt a throb course through him and consequently so did Sam.

“You alright, Hun?” Tori swooped in and took over the situation, coming in between the siblings before one of them said something they shouldn’t.

Sam nervously chuckled, “I-uh yeah! Totally… Uhm. I just didn’t realize how hot it was out! Haha. Boy, I should have put on some sunscreen, am I right? Uhh…. Can I go get changed now?”

Dots connected in Tori’s head as she eyed up Sam. She wasn’t born yesterday. Well, she kind of was. But regardless, she wasn’t blind to what her beloved “sister” was going through nor did she fail to notice the bulge of Dan’s “Tuck.” How he thought he could fool anyone when he was packing mouth-watering heat like that was beyond her. That was a topic for another time, though. Now it was big sister time.

“Yes sweetie, I think that’s a lovely idea. We should all head back upstairs and change. Perhaps cool off for a bit?” The blonde's eyes connected with her boyfriend as she emphasized some keywords.

Dan sheepishly agreed. “Yeah. Great idea Tori.”

“Oooh! Then maybe we could grab some lunch! I lost way too many calories running around today.” Maddy added while rubbing her taut belly oblivious to the younger woman’s plight.

Yui simply shrugged. “Works for me.”

“Then it’s a date.” Tori smiled as she began pulling the flustered Sam along, the others following close behind. It didn’t take long for the group to make their way back toward the hotel and into the opulent elevator up to their suites.

As the elevator began its ascent, Dan spoke up with a plan in mind. “How about we meet back in the lobby in about thirty minutes? Gives everyone time to cool off and change or take a shower if they need to. I know I want one after being in the sun all morning.”

“Oooh, how ‘bout I jo- Gah!” The horny gremlin was cut off with a swift bop to the head from Tori.

“Cooling down means cooling down.” The blonde asserted while Dan rubbed his bluenettes head. ‘God, that does sound nice though…’

“Yeah, Maddy. We wouldn’t want to excite Dan too much now, would we?” Yui smirked as she made to cop a feel of Dan’s bulge only to get her own bop to the head.

“Christ. Do I really need to keep an eye on both of you?” Tori sighed exasperatedly as the elevators opened up to their destination.

“No ma’am!” ”Probably.” The defendants answered at once, much to Tori’s dismay. Sam meanwhile smiled wryly, wishing she could enjoy the antics a bit more without her randiness meter running at full throttle.

“Whatever… Okay. 30 minutes.” Tori reminded the group as she turned toward her lover and gave him a peck on the lips. “See you in a few Danny.”

Dan smiled. “Yeah, I’ll see you guys soon.”

“Wait! Me next! Me next!” Maddy shouted as she glomped Dan and kissed him a half-dozen times. “Ehehe, couple stuff rules! Your turn Yui!”

Dan turned toward his third girlfriend to find her shaking her head. “Hmm... I’ll pass for now. Boss over here wants him to cool down after all.”

Maddy cutely tilted her head. “Huh? Why would that matter? We both did it.”

“Poor Dan can’t handle my raw sex appeal I’m afraid.” The petite girl feigned distress. “Our romantic getaway earlier did quite a number on him.”

While Maddy tried to understand her roommate's reasoning, Dan chose to take the initiative and kissed Yui on the cheek. “I can still do this much though. I’ll see y’all soon.”

‘Slick.’ Yui smirked, a red hue softly growing on her cheeks.

With a wink, Dan left the girls behind as he ventured up to his own suite.

**********

Gabby stood nervously in the hotel lobby, fidgeting with her phone as she waited for her friend Dan. Her boss had messaged her about a group outing that he and some of the others were doing to get some lunch. A prospect that the famished Gabby couldn’t deny was appealing even if it required her to be somewhat social. But what choice did she have? The small, introverted girl was in an unfamiliar place with unfamiliar people. What a nightmare! Her only bastion of hope was in the form of the two people that seemed to actually care about her. One was the man who she was waiting to meet and the other was currently attempting to break the world record in how many layers of clothing a woman with h-cups could wear at a time. Safe to say, her options were limited.

As she looked around the somewhat empty lobby, she spotted Dan walking towards her with a big grin on his face. "Hey, Gabby! So glad you could make it," he said, giving her a quick hug.

"H-hey Dan," Gabby replied, feeling a little more at ease now that she was with someone familiar.

Dan took a quick survey of the lobby. “Kaylee not with you? I’m kinda surprised.”

Gabby wasn’t. After the whole thing between Dan and her boobs, Kaylee seemed quite off. At least if her excessive need to cover herself was anything to go by. “She’s uh... Busy.”

Dan assented. “Gotcha. Well, the others should be down soonish. Then it’s time to find something to eat.”

Gabby had a thought. “Actually I uhm...”

“Hmm? What's up?”

“I uh… found a deli not far from here that might be good.” She fidgeted a bit more. “I think I remember you liking sandwiches so I thought maybe…”

“Like!” Dan gasped. “I love sandwiches! Great idea Gabby. Lord knows I love me a good Italian. Get that Genoa Salami, Tavern Ham, and Cappacolla on there… Some classic veggies and peppers… Mhm! Love it.”

“Hehe.” A bell-like giggle broke the man out of his speech.

“Hey now, nothing funny about a man and his sandwich.”

“Sorry… I just…” The Latina fought off her giggles. “Didn’t know how enthusiastic you were about sandwiches.”

“They are some of the greatest meals on earth.” The passionate man pumped his fist in the air. “How about you though? Any sandwiches you like?”

“Hmm…” Gabby scrunched her face in thought. “ I suppose. My Abuelo used to make the best Cubanos growing up. Well, I guess they were nothing fancy but they were a real treat whenever he made them. I suppose I could try making them for us sometime. He showed me a few times so I know the recipe and all.”

Dan’s face lit up. “Seriously? I love Cubans! Thick with meat and pressed to perfection. Perfecto.”

“I-uhm. Yeah… Love them..” Gabby’s mind raced as she blushed at the unintentional innuendos. Her mind wandered toward her own body. ‘Thick with meat…’

The confused Dan closed the distance. “Hmm, you oka-”

“Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” The familiar blue lighting bolt tackled his back knocking him off his balance. Fortunately, a certain subordinate of his was there to catch his fall.

“Jeez Maddy… Give him a little more warning.” Tori chastised as walked up with the rest of the group.

“Wah, sorry!” Maddy apologized as she got off.

Dan sighed while getting his bearings and sitting up. “We’re alright. Right, Gabby? Gabby?”

Said girl was a bit dazed from the sudden and unexpectedly intimate contact with the beefy man. His previous words caused her head to spin as fantasies began to pour in. ‘Pressed to perfection.’

While Dan worked to get Gabby up and responsive again, Tori took control. “Is this everyone then?”

“I invited Natalia, Chloe, and Vanessa too but all I got was a decline from Nat and a middle finger from Chloe.” Dan rubbed his chin. “Kinda shocked that Vanessa never responded though.”

“A shame,” Tori spoke dryly. “Anyways. Any idea of where to go?”

“Actually Gabby here found a deli she thought we’d like. I was thinking we should give that a shot.” Dan answered.

Sam got excited. “Oooh, I’d love a sandwich!”

“Sounds good to me too! I know I could go for a foot long right now! Maybe a Dan Special?” Maddy teased as she returned to her usual spot hanging off of her boyfriend's arm.

“Hmmm…” Yui hummed, eyes tracked back onto Dan’s groin. “I wouldn’t say a foot.”

“Christ, ladies!” Tori blushed as she interrupted. “Can you think about anything other than Dan’s dick for more than thirty minutes?”

“No ma’am!” ”Probably.” The two once again unabashedly proclaimed.

“Hahahaha.” Dan couldn’t help himself from laughing. His hearty laugh caused the others to follow suit. “God you girls are something else… C’mon, let’s go eat. Lead the way Gabby!”

“O-Oh, right! Yessir!” Gabby stood up straight and began walking before correcting herself. “I mean Dan!”

Fortunately for the group of grumbling stomachs, the venture to Mama Mia’s Deli was a quick and painless one. Being only a couple blocks away from the hotel, it took barely 15 minutes for the party to make it to their destination.

“Huh…” Dan gaped as he stared through the windows of the building in front of him. “Are you sure this is it, Gabby?”

“Uhm, I think so. This is where the map says it is so…” The navigator tried her best to hide her blush.

“Well. It’s not what I was expecting but hell. If they got good sandwiches, who am I to judge!” The Master bravely took the first step toward the door.

“Is it that… or is it the fact that the staff is all naked,” Yui commented. As she pointed out, the all-female staff of the fine establishment of Mama Mia’s Deli all wore nothing but shoes and aprons. “Surely that has nothing to do with it.”

“It's called a theme Yui, duh.” Dan chuckled. “But honestly, how am I not surprised that this fucked up show would have a naked deli as a restaurant.”

“We shouldn’t be at this point…” Tori sighed. “What’s next… A BDSM Sushi Bar?”

“If it didn’t already exist I think you just somehow willed it into existence.” Dan laughed at the concept.

“Who cares! This is sick!” Sam salivated. “Sexy chicks and delicious sandwiches! Let’s go in already!”

As the group entered a chorus of welcomes greeted them by the several waitresses wearing nothing but their colorful aprons. While Sam salivated, Dan had one thing on his mind. The menu. Though one employee shook his thought process for a second as he approached the ordering counter. She had silky smooth tan skin, light brown hair flowing down to the small over her back, and glimmering brown eyes that expressed a great deal of happiness to see him. Oh, and she was naked with the exception of her apron of course.

“Welcome to Mama Mia’s Deli! I’m Mia so please let me know if you have any questions about our delectable menu!”

“Hey there!” Dan greeted back. “Just checking out the menu. You’ve got a lot of options.”

“Of course! Take your time, Master. It’s not often we get a VIP as a customer.” Mia smiled.

Dan blinked at his apparent title being used. “Oh, so you know who I am?”

The tan beauty nodded. “Of course I do! Everyone on the island does. But that doesn’t mean you get any discounts now, mister! I’m trying to run a business here.”

“Wait, so are you THE Mia?” Maddy chimed in.

“The one and only!” Mia cheered. “Are you ready with your order?”

“Uh yeah sure I’d like an Original Italian with…” Dan then spent the next few minutes reciting his order to the exuberant Deli owner who simply nodded along and confirmed it back to him. Then one by one the rest of the group ordered and paid for their much more subdued orders though Sam did try to get an order of Mia’s phone number. Unfortunately, that wasn’t for sale.

After everyone ordered Dan asked another question to Mia. “So do we pick it up or do y’all bring it to us?”

“Why do you think I have all these fabulous ladies, mister Master?” Mia pouted as she started to shoo them away. “Go on shoo! We’ll bring it out to your table.”

Being shooed away, the group found themselves at a round table for six where they began seating. One by one everyone found their way to a seat except for one particular latina. Before she could reach for her own seat, Gabby suddenly felt a strange urge. She couldn't resist the impulse any longer and made one of the boldest moves.

Without warning, Gabby climbed onto Dan’s lap, much to the surprise of his girlfriends.

"Gabby, what are you doing?" Tori exclaimed, looking shocked.

Gabby blushed, feeling embarrassed. "I don't know, I just felt like sitting here," she mumbled, looking down at her hands. Yet despite the overwhelming embarrassment, as she snuggled deeper into Dan's lap, a sense of comfort and security overtook her thought process. Unable or perhaps unwilling to remove herself.

Meanwhile, Dan’s mind raced with trying to find logic and reasoning on why his most introverted friend is not only sitting in his lap but is also somehow snuggling in a way that is starting to get him erect. ‘Her stigma! Shit, I forgot already!’

“Gabby!” The girl stared up to meet his gaze. “Could you please sit in your own chair?”

Gabby’s face was once more on fire as she suddenly was able to stand up and back away. “Sí, Papí! I-I don’t know what came over me!”

“You have nothing to apologize for, It was your stigma.” Dan stood and tried to assure and calm down his friend. “Looks like we forgot about it already… I won’t forget next time.”

“Okay…” Gabby muttered as she finally sunk into her own chair and her shame. As she settled back in, the apron-clad waitresses quickly came by with their orders and scampered off much to Sam’s sorrow.

“Making big plays I see… My turn to sit in Papi’s lap!” Maddy exclaimed as she jumped up from her seat, knocking Sam’s arm as she was about to take a bite of her sub.

The young brunette frowned as mayo spread over her face and dribbled onto her chest. “Damnit… now I got mayo all over my tits…”

“Oops sorry!” Maddy apologized as she reached to grab a napkin for her boyfriend's sister. “Man, it got everywhere didn’t it?”

“Eww I’m going to be all sticky now…” Sam mourned trying to wipe off the excess condiment. “I hope it doesn’t stain…”

Tori shook her head while giggling. “Why’d you put on so much mayo anyways?”

Sam hid behind her sub. “I really like mayo…”

“Seriously…? Not one semen joke?” Yui sighed after no one took the bait. “I’m disappointed.”

“We were all thinking it. You could have been the best of us.” Maddy smirked from her new seat in Dan’s lap. Something Gabby paid a little too much attention toward.

Fortunately, the rest of the lunch went by without any further “incidents.” Dan couldn’t help but laugh at his sibling's antics along with everyone else. One thing though was keeping him from fully enjoying the meal. Dan could tell by Gabby’s constant squirming and fidgeting that she just wasn’t comfortable. Whether it was by her seating arrangement or just by being in a social environment was anyone’s guess though. He kept thinking to himself, wondering if there was anything he could do for his friend.

Eventually, lunch soon wrapped up and the crew waved their goodbyes to Mia and her girls before heading back out onto the street.

“Now what?” Maddy questioned from her usual place by Dan’s side.

Tori scratched her head. “Well… I guess we just… hang out?”

“Or go back to the hotel…” Gabby muttered. ‘And die of embarrassment.’

“Well, Vanessa did say we could basically do whatever we want until the next competition. So I guess we’re on vacation.” Yui answered.

Maddy shot up from Dan’s side and raised her hand high. “Oooh, in that case, I want to do something I’ve never done before!”

“Such as?” Tori asked.

“Clothes shopping with other girls!” Maddy exclaimed. “Before when I shopped I had to be all sneaky 'cause it was super embarrassing and it wasn’t like I had any girls around who would help me crossdress. But now! Now I can wear whatever I want and look hot while doing it! Pleaaaase, can we?!”

“Sure, sweetie.” Tori’s eyes soften. ‘Poor girl had no one to relate with.’

Seeing an opportunity, Dan made a suggestion. “Great Idea, though I think it might be best if it was just you girls.”

Maddy gasped. “Huh!? You’re not coming!?”

“As much as I’d love to watch you try on new clothes, I think it might be best if you guys spent some time getting to know each other. Let you all mingle without me. And besides, you want to hang out with the girls right?” Dan winked.

Maddy deflated. “I guess… but I wanted you to sneak into a changing booth with me while Yui distracts the store clerk so we could fool around.”

“That only works in porn, Hun.” Tori chided.

“Hello!? We’re on porno island. We literally just ate at a diner with naked waitresses…” The bluenette pouted.

Dan sighed. “We can have our own special outing later okay?”

“Works for me!” Maddy immediately cheered up and began walking. “Let’s go ladies! I want to find the sexiest underwear in the world and not wear them to spite Dan!”

While Yui and Sam quickly followed suit, Gabby hesitated. “I think I’ll-”

“I think you should join them.” Dan interrupted. She looked over to find him softly smiling.

Tori slapped Dan’s shoulder before quickly adding. “You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to. Though, we’d love to have you join us.”

She wavered. “I-uh… okay.”

“Awesome!” Tori wrapped the smaller girl in a hug. “Let’s hit the road then! I have so many ideas for what you’d look awesome in.”

“Eh!?” The Latina was quickly dragged along by Dan’s first girlfriend, leaving the man all alone.

Dan smiled as he began walking in the other direction back toward the hotel. ‘Welp got a few hours to burn before I have to meet up with… her. Now what?’

The lone man wandered down the streets of the island and took a moment to really take in the sights. From what he could tell the overall cultural feel felt very south beach in nature. Palm trees, salty wind, and art deco architecture. It was a lot like home. Though the thing that shocked him the most was the fact there were other people around. Like real people. And he quickly learned that Mama Mia wasn’t lying when she said that they knew all about him. Everywhere he went folks would hoot, holler, and catcall. He sheepishly thought to himself a few times, ‘Is this what being a celebrity is like… Kinda weird.’

“Great job so far Master, keep it up!”

“Just start fuckin’ already, pussy!”

“Can I lick your abs?”

“Who’s your favorite cocksleeve so far?”

“#BurgerChanBestGirl!”

“Amelia deserved better and you can’t change my mind.”

Dan wanted to punch the fuck out of the neckbeard that called his friends cocksleeves but restrained himself when the fuck darted away. ‘Okay, maybe they weren’t quite like the people back home. And who the fuck were Burger-Chan and Amelia?’

Choosing to start ignoring the general populace was the best decision for the sake of his sanity. Too many people spoke as if his friends were… things. Just objects for him to play with. It wasn’t everyone, honestly wasn’t even a large percentage of people, but it really pissed him off. It showed just what part of the audience this show could be catered towards. Fuck them.

It took a bit for Dan to finally calm down and by the time he did he found himself in some sort of shopping plaza. The Del Ramona Plaza if the sign he passed by indicated anything. The place had dozens of stores and various stalls set up all selling their wares to the general public. Dan could see food stalls, carnival games, slot machines, and all sorts of various recreational activities. Not to mention the gorgeous architecture and plant life that added to the ambiance of the place. It was almost like it was built to be a perfect dating hotspot. Dan was sold. ‘Huh, I should bring the girls here later.’

Seems that plenty of others were sold too, seeing as the plaza was packed with people. Yet somehow, despite hundreds of people of various shapes and sizes he managed to lock gazes with a certain green-eyed Irish secretary of his.

“Oh, hey Natalia! What brings you here?” Dan hollered as he began to close the distance between them.

The woman sighed before mumbling. “Fucks sake, I just wanted to be rid of ye for a while.”

“What was that?” Dan questioned as he missed what she said.

“Nothing.” Natalia quickly deflected, not realizing he could hear her. “Weren’t you out on some date orgy or whatnot?”

“No… It was just lunch.” Dan huffed. “You should’ve come, they had fantastic sandwiches. Oh, by the way, are you feeling better? You know with your-”

“I’m quite aware of my body's condition, thank you very much.” Natalia interrupted before feeling slightly guilty for some reason. “I’ve got it managed now, thank you for your concern.”

“Oh, good then. We had a minor issue with Gabby’s new stigma at lunch so I’m trying to be a bit more… aware I guess? If that’s the right word.” Dan scrunched his face as he was reminded of what those randoms called the girls. “I hate how they can just **** you to be like this. Pisses me off.”

“It is what it is. Just be better than them.” Natalia let out a sigh. ‘That’s what you’re known for after all…’

“Exactly.” Dan nodded. “Anyways, find anything interesting around here?”

“Maybe if hyper-sexualized clowns are your thing.” The secretary remarked as she eyed the nearby circus posy currently deep-throating balloons and pulling them out into intricate designs. Her heart stopped for a second as urgency crept into her voice. “Please say they aren’t.”

“Hell no!” Dan blanched. “I really don’t get it but some folks really roar about it.”

She released her breath. “Thank God. I’d rather be your brainwashed **** than whatever… those are. Please never make me a clown.”

Dan snorted. “Sure Nat… But the same goes for the **** bit. I’d never want to take away who guys are.”

The redhead scoffed as she looked away. “Frankly I don’t think you have a choice.”

“Well fuck that. I may be the so-called master but you guys are your own people.” Dan grabbed her shoulders and **** her to meet his eyes. “And if I have the power to keep it that way, I will.”

The redheaded secretary stood silent for a moment, unsure of what to say after such an earnest pledge. ‘Dan Whitaker… Why can’t you just be a selfish arsehole? It would make hating you so much easier…’

“Hmph, if you say so.” She relented. “If you don’t mind…”

Dan released his grip and scratched the back of his head. “Ah sorry. Just got caught up there for a moment.”

“It’s fine.” Natalia let her eyes wander a moment before focusing on a clock that was mounted on the Plaza’s centerpiece. “Did Vanessa mention what time your date was tonight?”

“Uhg, don’t remind me.”The Master groaned. “No, I think she mentioned that she would message us the details.”

‘Beep Beep’ ‘Beep Beep’

“Speak of the devil and she shall appear it seems,” Dan remarked as the two received a message. Sure enough, the message was addressed to Dan, Chloe, and Natalia detailing for the couple to meet at the Hotel entrance at 6 pm.

“Why the hell did I get the message.” Nat frowned.

Dan smiled wryly. “I-uh well. You are my Secretary, I guess.”

“Fuck… I hate that that makes sense…” She grumbled into her fist before turning back toward her Boss. “So six… You have a bit of time ‘till then, yeah? What do you have planned?”

“Oh, I was just wandering around, maybe check out a few of these stores.” Dan shrugged. “Then head back before six I’d reckon.”

Natalia eyed her boss's state of dress. A simple Graphic Tee and cargo shorts. “You’re wearing that on a date?”

“Yeah, so? It’s just Chloe and I frankly don’t care much about it.” He snorted. “I doubt she’ll put any effort into it either so what does it matter.”

Natalia crossed her arms and frowned. “A date is a date. One must always dress to impress regardless of the other party. Luckily for you, I’m here. Come.”

Without another word the Irish woman reached out and grabbed Dan by the wrist, forcing him to follow her. “Woah hey, what. No! It’s not a big deal.”

“With that attitude, no wonder your love life sucked before this,” Natalia smirked while Dan grimaced. “Women appreciate a man who puts in the effort to look good.”

“Hey now, I do put in the effort,” Dan argued. “Just not for people I don’t like. And what do you know? Last time I checked weren’t you single too?”

“Tch… Neither here nor there. What I do know is how to dress.” Nat deflected though Dan had to agree that from what he remembered and saw both the old and the new Nat did dress quite sharply. “Quickly now Sir… Wouldn’t want to be late for your big date.”

“Whatever…” He relented.

Natalia’s painted lips curled upwards into a smile. ‘Good boy.’

**********

AN: Howdy Howdy! Took a minute to figure some the the direction I was going to go with this next part, but I got it figured out now. Hope you got to enjoy a bit of the more social aspects of the competition and maybe laugh a little too. Next time will be the long awaited Chloe Date! Hope it goes well...

Also, as some of you have noticed, I've gone back through the early chapters and added character references for all of our lovely contestants as they were when they were men! I also added some shots of what they looked like immediately after "The Swap" and when they get their first transformations. Hope you like those as well :)