Interviews Part 12

Boudica

Bimbo

"Hey Boubou"

"Hey Skyky!"

"How are you enjoying your first week as a true bimbo?"

"Suuuuper fun, yup! Erica is hot, she keeps calling me her pet bimbo, isn't that cute? So yeah, that's been p fun."

"You and Erica had been sleeping with each other a lot?"

"Let's just say I know what her foofie tastes like, and leave it at that, okay?"

"Of course, wouldn't want to intrude on anyone's privacy. Speaking of which, you are a quick little cummer these days, you have been meeting your quota very quickly every day."

"Yeah, I've like totally disco-covered the joy of fisting, that's that like really helped me along. It's like oh, I gotta cummie one, or two, or like a number higher than that today, no problem, I'll just rub my foofie for a bit, get wet, and then put my fist up there until I'm done. And I'll let you in on a little secret. Sometimes I do it for longer than I have to."

"You do?"

"Mhm, yeah, I'm very snuggly."

"I love it. So because you've been meeting your quota you've been able to set the rule for orgasms for everyone, and we've noticed that you've been making people pay you for the privilege. Any takers?"

"Just Erica! But she makes me pay her back, so I don't get to keep it. But that's kay, cause she's say I'm too much of a dummy to handle money anyway."

"So it was her idea to charge the fee."

"Noooo, that was me!"

"Oh, sorry, didn't mean to offend. It's been a whole week and you and Erica are pretty much the only people who've gotten to cum, everyone must be getting ****. Olympias and the others had a whole orgy!"

"I dunno, I feel like if you watch the tapes people were having cummies who weren't supposed to, so I guess someone found a way around it."

"Maybe so, now onto a question, that's more for me than the audience. What were you planning to do with my Show Bible once Randy got it to you?"

"Oh, hehehe, I dunnooooo."

"This isn't a game Boudica... except in all the ways that it is. I've got a week left to get this trainwreck into the station. Did Erica put you up to it, Eve?"

"Nopey nope nope, just me."

"What did you want from it."

"I dunno, you're the one that's always telling me to read, GAWD!"

Elizabeth Bathory

Countess of Blood

"I'm scared to sit in this chair, I'm thinking you might have replaced it was a trap or something."

"Oh, don't be silly. Why would I hurt you while you're still useful?"

"Right, heh. Silly me. So you've had an exciting week, how are you feeling about your chances?"

"I think there's a chance I can pull this off, in fact, I think I can. My daytime half is well-liked, and I've got the genius and viciousness to win. Not to mention that I've gotten a few very powerful traits, that I think are going to push me over the edge. I don't need to remind you that I can simply trade pounds for points if all else fails."

"Very true, plus you convinced the master he's in love."

"Oh, I won't take credit for that one."

"Oh you're right, it was just such a sweet moment. But true, your triumph is brining your husband into the game, inspired move I must say. And honestly. If I didn't have to keep this season going for a certain length I would have loved for you to take the whole harem out at the start, that's just an amazing play."

"Yes, your ruling was unfortunate, but at least I get to keep Fernec so it's not all bad. That 5BP should make it so I can upgrade Hypnosis this week, and I'm hoping that will secure my victory."

"I've got goosebumps. We're so close to the end, and I'm seeing everyone lining up their final shots. I can't wait to see how it unfolds! Are their any plans you and your daytime self are collaborating on?"

"No, unfortunately I don't trust her to do what in her best interest, I'm afraid I'm dragging her along. I'd like to say. Otherwise, all of this is for her, but alas. Oh well, this is simply how it is. Someone has to protect her from this cruel world, so she can live in her bubble. I'm happy to do it, and if I get to make the other contestants suffer while I do, goodie for me."

"The audience didn't know what they were doing when they traded Nzinga out for you."

"Oh but she makes such a dear housewife now, I'm sure they don't regret it."

"No, but the harem certainly does."

Olympias

Mother of Alexander The Great

"As ever I can't tell if you're confident, worried, or holding in a fart."

"I thought I was supposed to be the clown."

"If you fart you still can be."

"So you've got a week left of the show, do you think your bosses are going to let you live after all?"

"Hey this is my interview, but yes. Things get heckin' rocky there for a while, but I'm a wheeler and a dealer baby! Other than that humiliation with Morgan I've recovered very nicely. I got joan to return satan to me, and got Erica to expell her from the show all in one shot. That's brands have pretty much gotten you all to where I need you in the harem, the audience is about to choose the best transformations yet, so yeah I'm feeling good. Coming soon to a T.V near you Harem Hotel: Princess Edition."

"Half your cast were princesses."

"It's not the same, they're all psychos. I want sweet and pretty princesses."

"You're queen Psycho Skylar."

"I'm just matching the energy you guys bring to the show."

"Then take Helen give her another shot in a different show, she's miserable on this one."

"No can do, she's Satan's now."

"Maybe his newfound love will help her..."

"Olympias singing the praises of love, what have I done to you?"

"If you want the truth, no I'm not feeling confident about my chances of winning. Consider this... introspection."

"Saving your son sounded great, until you were faced with the reality of losing 30 VP right at the end?"

"Yes, and I don't regret saving Alexander I would do it again. But I have to be clear-eyed about the fact that it's probably cost me the game. for now, I need to focus on getting to 100."

"Why were you trying to get Helen out of the show just now? She's at 100 points, you did that. She could still very well win if she has another week like that."

"Well, I'm not sure we can first of all. There's only so many holes we can have her lick. But you saw her out there, she's broken. That is not a woman with fight left in her. I'll keep her safe at 100, but..."

"So that's it huh? You know, I'm disappointed. Joan was annoying, and Mary disgusts me, Boudica makes me mad, but you Olympias. You disappoint me. Admitting defeat?"

"I'm not an emotional creature Skylar, you can't goad me into anything. Math is math. I lose 30 this week, even if I win next week I'll only be 5 points above where I am now, which doesn't even crack the top 3. It's not happening."

"You have a war chest of 60 BP, and over half the harem working for you, and you're calling it quits? It's not emotional, it's stupid. People don't just climb the ladders Olympias, they get dragged down them as well. This is why I brought you here, where is your fight? Or Did Alexander learn to be a winner from his father?"

Eve

Mother of Sin

"You look Radiant in the moonlight."

"I'm so tired."

"Yeah, you didn't make for good television this week, ya spent most of the week in a ditch what happened?"

"All these traits have finally hit a critical mass. My clothes are attacking me all the time, and each day I'm switching loyalties between players, and it's like I'm a completely different person. I can't even plot my own gameplay because I'm completely subservient to them..."

"You know it's funny with free will, you didn't act as God had planned. And yet in my world, things have unfolded exactly as I predicted. With your Devourer of Sin trait, I knew the audience wouldn't be able to resist it. I also knew you'd be thought to beat, that if you kept on winning first place you'd be safe, but once those changes started piling on eventually we'd be here."

"I haven't lost yet."

"You couldn't walk to the store... and we gave you a week."

"I made it there, didn't I?"

"Erica dragged you back, and lost her clothes for the trouble, but you're right. Even if you lose both challenges, you still get 65 points, bringing you to 130 at the end of the show. Assuming Master still refuses to touch you. That's an impressive hurdle now, but Erica, Boudica, and Helen can all jump over it in just a few minutes if they win."

"Are you worried for me?"

"Don't be silly, I just... I want you to have a good performance."

"Do you want me to win?"

"Ah-ah, I don't play favorites."

"But you have a favorite, don't you?"

"We'll have to save that for the end of season wrap up."

"You seem to be worried, that this season is all but settled and done. There's no need to be worried. I have full faith that these transformations you're about to give us will be enough to keep the last round exciting."

"Okay! It's you! It's you, it's you, it's you! You're my favorite! I want you to win! I want it! I want it!"

"Aww, aren't you sweet? Don't worry Dear, Mommy's still got some tricks up her newly acquired sleeves. Like I said, this new transformation makes me work in the interest of the person I'm serving that day. I've spent a week getting used to it, and well... I really do believe that my winning will be in everyone's best interest."