Breaking down and breaking up

"My eyes! MY EYES!" Jane screeched as she jumped out the window after neither the front or back doors would open, causing the five to be sprayed several more times before getting the window open.

"Your eyes?!" Emma yelled as Jane rubbed her face into the dirt, the other four girls jumping out the window. "My brain is trying to melt out my nose!"

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Taylor yelled, pulling at her hair as she wailed and sobbed loudly. Looking around, she screamed, "ALRIGHT, WHOEVER IS OUT THERE! WE'RE SORRY FOR WHATEVER WE DID TO YOU! JUST PLEASE, STOP WITH THE SKUNKS AND THE TORMENT! WE GIVE UP! YOU WIN!"

"What are you doing?! Don't tell them that, you idiot!" Jane yelled, blinking her watery eyes rapidly.

"Screw you, Jane!" Xena snapped. "I'm with Taylor on this one! This entire day has been nothing but bad karma since that first skunk attack!"

"This isn't -"

"'Karma', 'Some bitch pulling a series of sick pranks', it doesn't freaking matter!" Xena cut the other woman off, "Point is, we are done with all this crap!"

"If you let that bitch think she's won, they're most likely still aren't going to let up!" Jane snapped.

"That's a risk we're willing to take!" Taylor replied as she and Xena turned and walked away.

"And just where the hell do you think you're going?!" Jane called after them.

"We're going with Taylor's original plan and hoping the people take pity on us!" Xena snarled back, "If not, at least the police will be kind enough to hose us down and dunk us in tomato sauce before shoving us in a cell!"

"And that's pretty good in comparison to being here and waiting for something else to go wrong!" Taylor added.

"Fine! Go! Walk until your feet bleed for all I care!" Jane snapped, "Just know you two are out of our little friend group if you do!"

"Don't threaten us with good news!" Taylor shouted back as Xena flipped Jane off.

"Who needs them?!" Jane barked as she turn to Zoey and Emma. "Let's get down to the lake and clean up! It won't get rid of the skunk smell, but at least we should be able to wash this crap off us!"

"You think we should've gone too?" Zoey asked Emma as they followed Jane.

"Let's just hope we're not wrong, because, not gonna lie, getting scrubbed down before getting locked up is starting to sound very appealing..." Emma replied.

Paula chuckled as she saw the whole thing unfold, getting into her car as she drove a short cut to the lake. Deciding that Xena and Taylor had enough of her vengence, Paula still had three more to make pay...

However, Paula was completely unaware that she had left the backseat of her car open when she saw Sandalwood and his army of suitors enter the cabin, allowing fifteen skunks to crawl into her car. And to add insult to injury, none of them was Sandalwood...