She Distracted Me With Science

"I tell you, Eddie!" Barry said as he held up the remote for the robot, "This is going to be my best creation yet!"

"Calm down, Frankenstein. It's just a robot." Eddie commented with a smile.

"Right. And Einstein was just a man with funny hair." Barry said, rolling his eyes.

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"Are you sure this is going to work?" Robin asked as she watched Sam rip holes into a large paper bag the three had found in one of the rooms while Eve watched the two techno geeks at work. "I mean, those two are in my science class. They know who I am."

"Just don't use your actual voice, and they shouldn't put two and two together." Sam said as she placed the paper bag over her friend's head.

"You know, it should really be me doing this. I am the fastest of the three of us." Eve gloated.

"Yeah, so fast you never think about what could happen when you say or do something."

"We promised Sam we weren't going to argue until we were dressed again, so I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that..."

"Eve," Sam began, "Robin knows this building like the back of her hand, so she'll have a much more easier time avoiding capture. Unlike you who rarely steps into this place, and are more than likely to get cornered in a janitor's closet or something."

Eve rolled her eyes, but admitted defeat.

"Are you ready, Robin?" Sam asked.

"No."

"Good. One... Two..."

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"And now, my creation," Barry said as he slowly lifted his finger to press the button, "come to your father and -"

"Oh, Good Lord!" Eddie groaned as he rubbed his temples in annoyance. "Push the freaking button already!"

"Oh, you're no fun anymore!" Barry groaned. Just as he was about to press the button, however...

"Hi, Boys!"

Barry and Eddie looked over to the doorway and gasped, going slack jawed at the sight of a naked woman wearing a paper bag on her head and striking a seductive pose. Unknown to the two, this was actually Robin.

"Robotics is soooooo boring!" Robin said coyly in the fake voice she was using. She then gave her bare body a shake before saying, "How about you study another science? Like maybe anatomy? I can be your lab project. And we can do it like they do on The Discovery Channel!"

Barry and Eddie looked at each other. Then they looked over at the robot. Down at the remote in Barry's hands. Back up at Robin. And once more turning to each other.

"I saw her first!" They said simultaneously as Barry threw his remote to the side, the two chasing after Robin as she raced down the halls.

Out from behind a nearby trash can, Eve and Sam stepped out, the former tilting her head in confusion.

"Huh. I guess they were stupid enough to fall for it." Eve said before sighing. "Great. Now I owe Robin a hundred bucks."

"Um, Eve? Your bra?"

"Right!"

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"She's poetry in motion!" Eddie called out as he and Barry continued to follow Robin.

"If you start singing, I'll hit you." Barry warned.

"Now who's the one that's not fun anymore?"

Robin knew she had them beat. She was already about ten feet ahead of them, and just needed to round the corner to -

"Going somewhere?"

Robin screeched to a halt as she felt someone grab her wrist, gulping as she saw Andrew standing there with a sly grin. At that moment, Barry and Eddie came to a stop as they turned the corner.

"A-Andrew!" Eddie yelped. "I... I swear, I'll have that homework at your dorm as soon as I -"

"Oh, I know you will." Andrew said with a smirk, "And to thank you, I wanted to do something nice for you."

Andrew then proceeded to pull out the remote that he had grabbed from Robin's pants pocket and pressed the button.

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"Come on! Give it back!" Eve grunted as she tried to pull her bra off the robot without breaking it, not having much luck with the task. She was so preoccupied with doing so, she never saw the robot's eyes light up...

But Sam most certainly did.

"E-E-Eve?" Sam stammered, shakily pointing to the robot.

"Not now, Sam! I think I - WHOA!" Eve exclaimed as the robot suddenly sprang to life, a metallic hand swinging as it tried to remove the naked woman on it's arm. The metallic hand made contact with something and pulled...

**RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP!**

Ripping Andrew's boxers right off of Sam, reducing them to rags.

"Not again!" Sam whimpered as she slapped two hands over her womanhood. "What is it with tonight and making sure I don't get underwear?!"

"A little help, Sam?!"

Sam looked up and gasped as she saw the robot beginning to walk out the door with Eve clinging to it, desperately trying to remove her bra as it slowly continued.

"Where's the remote? Where's the remote?!" Sam frantically shouted, searching for the remote that was no longer in the room...

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... And was now in the hands of the last person they wanted it to be in.

"Hey! That's my remote!" Barry snapped.

"Tell me," Andrew said as he ignored Barry, "aren't you two the least bit curious who this girl is?"

"Would all of humanity fit into an apple if you removed all the empty space between atoms?" Eddie asked.

"..."

"That means yes."

"Well then," Andrew said as he grabbed the bag on Robin's head, "feast your eyes on this!"

Before Robin could say anything, Andrew ripped the bag right off her head...

Just as the lights went out.

"What the hell...?" Andrew asked.

Taking this opportunity, Robin kicked Andrew in the groin and ran off, causing the man to wheeze in pain and fall to his knees while dropping the remote. The remote shattered into pieces just as it hit the floor.

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"What just happened?" Eve asked as the robot came to a halt in the dark.

"Where are you, Eve?" Sam asked, trying to make heads or tails of where they were. At the sounds of approaching footsteps, she turned to the left and asked, "Who's there?!"

"Guys! Run!"

"Robin?"

"Just a second, I need to grab my bra!" Eve said as she tried to reach for her garment again. "It's still stuck on the robot and -"

"Leave it! Run now!" Robin exclaimed as she grabbed Sam and Eve's wrists and dragged them towards the door, throwing it open and running out of the building just as the lights came back on.

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"For the last time, you idiots, that was Robin Gladstone!" Andrew exclaimed once the lights came back on, getting annoyed by the laughter of the two nerds in front of him.

"Right!" Eddie chuckled sarcastically, "That was one of the strikers for the soccer team. A girl who wouldn't be caught dead naked like that. By the way, I'm Hugh Jackman. And this is my good friend, Daniel Craig."

"And I'll send you the bill for the remote parts!" Barry muttered angrily as he glared at the shirtless man in women's pants.

"Oh, forget it!" Andrew groaned as he walked away from the laughing duo. After all, he did have a better prize to claim.

Or he did at least.

As he came to the area where the robot stood motionless, Andrew was stunned to see that the bra was nowhere to be found.

"The hell?" Andrew gasped in shock. "Where's the bra?!"

---

The bra was with Charlie, who had grabbed it in the darkness before turning the circuit breaker back on. He had just placed the garment in his back when he got a message from Becky, pulling out his phone to read it.

Hey. Just grabbed Robin's shirt and Sam's shoes from the cafeteria and art room, respectively. Ed and Yumi are still checking the hockey rink, and Henry just found Eve's pants from the soccer field. I'm on my way to help him search the main office and the sorority house now. How'd you do?

As quickly as he could, Charlie quickly typed back a response.

Hey. Just grabbed Eve's bra off a robot in the science building. I'm going to keep following them, hopefully trying to keep them out of trouble. Andrew's going completely insane!

The next message he got was from Henry:

Hey, you keep helping out your crush and her friends, Dude! All I know is that Sam's going to be so grateful for you getting her clothes for her, she's going be sleeping with you by tonight! Lol.

"Yeah right." Charlie sighed sadly, shaking his head as he put his phone away. "She maybe grateful for this, but there's no way that someone as beautiful as her would see a geeky tub of lard like me as boyfriend material."

Hearing the door open, Charlie looked up just in time to see Andrew storm out of the science building, looking around before noticing something that made him smirk. Looking in the same direction, Charlie looked and saw that Andrew had spotted the girls hiding in a flower bed, trying to catch their breath as Robin began talking...

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"Guys, Andrew has gone nuts! Moreso than usual! If the lights hadn't gone out when they did, that creep was going to expose me to those two!" Robin explained. She then did a double take at Sam and raised an eyebrow. "Why aren't you wearing Andrew's boxers?"

"That stupid robot ripped them off." Sam muttered in embarrassment.

"And because I couldn't grab my bra, we're now zero for three!" Eve groaned, "At this rate, we'll never get dressed before we're spotted by campus security!"

Sam gave off a small whimper. "If we're caught, then they'll turn us over to Mom. And if they turn us over to my mom..."

"Girls! Listen!" Robin said, "Stay with me here! We are not going to get caught and brought to Mrs. Charleston. We are going to find our clothes, get dressed, and pretend this entire nightmare never happened! Where do we go next?"

"Well, there's three areas in this direction." Eve said, "First, there's the main office," Sam whimpered, "which we'll avoid for obvious reasons. Then there's the hockey rink and the planetarium."

"Um..." Robin began nervously, sweating a little. "I vote the planetarium."

"But doesn't the astronomy club have some kind of meeting there tonight?" Sam asked, raising an eyebrow in confusion.

"Yes, but the girls hockey team is practicing for their playoffs tonight." Robin replied, "And that means Zoey is going to be there."

"Zoey? You mean your ex-girlfriend?" Eve asked. "The goalie/Captain of the girls hockey team?"

"No, I mean my mother's cousin's sister's uncle's brother's nephew's biology tutor." Robin said sarcastically before saying, "Of course my ex-girlfriend!"

"Wait, I'm confused." Eve said, "I thought you two broke up on good terms."

"We did! But you know Zoey; she's still in love with me and is so **** to try and "reignite" the spark between us. How is it gonna look if I show up to her practice butt ass naked?!" Robin explained before saying, "Thankfully, she's not nearly as bad as Andrew is, but still."

"Well, we can't go to the main office yet." Sam pointed out, "And both other options are... To be blunt, terrible, but we're going to have to check both either way. The question of course is if we go into the planetarium first, or if Robin can just rip off the band-aid and risk being seen by her ex?"

Unknown to the girls, Andrew was evesdropping on them again, a smirk coming to his face as he formulated two plans depending on where they went first.

Unknown to Andrew, Charlie was spying on his evesdropping on the girls again, a scowl on his face as he sent a quick message to Edward and Yumi to be on their guard if they chose the hockey rink while he thought about how to help the girls if they chose the planetarium.