Duped!

Emma, Xena and Taylor were hiding in a nearby bush next to their cabin as Jane sat in a metal washtub that came with the cabin, all four girls waiting patiently for Zoey to return. Downwind from the four girls, Paula hid behind a tree and smirked as she saw Zoey's car pull up to the cabin, the robe clad woman coming to a stop as she stepped out of the car and walked up to her friends with the tub under her arm.

"About time you got here!" Jane snapped, "What took you so long?!"

"Why are you in that washtub?"

"Because we drew straws on who was getting a bath first, and that bitch won." Emma muttered in annoyance.

"What?! Why didn't you wait for me?!"

"You were getting the tomato juice, now shut up and get that open!" Jane replied.

"Wait a second." Taylor said as the other three stepped out from the bush. "Since when does that store sell tubs of tomato juice?"

"About that..." Zoey explained as she sat the tub down. "They were out of tomato juice when I got there, but the clerk said this stuff works ten times better."

With that said, Zoey opened the lid as the four girls walked up to it... And all five recoiled in disgust.

"Holy -" Jane said, coughing from the stench. "What the hell is that stuff?!"

"Yeah, Zoe! This crap stinks even worse than we do!" Xena spat as she held her nose. Behind her, Taylor placed a hand over her mouth as she fought back the urge to show the others what she had for breakfast this morning.

"I know. I know." Zoey replied, "The clerk did warn that it stunk, but she also said that it would counteract with the skunk smell and neutralize it. All we have to do is rub it in."

"And just how much did you spend on this stuff?" Emma asked as she cringed.

"All the money in my wallet. $219,000.43."

"If this doesn't work, I'll kill you." Jane said in disgust as she and the others reached in and scooped up a handful of the smelly goop, rubbing it into their skin and hair.

"I wonder if being stupid and gullible is a requirement for being a rich bitch." Paula thought to herself out loud as she watched the five women groaning and cringing as they rubbed the the goop in.

Suddenly, a flash of black and white caught her eye as she spotted Sandalwood scurry out of a bush. Paula soon let out a coo as she saw a female skunk was following him, but this coo turned into a chuckle as she noticed eight more females following after. "Well, Mr. Sandalwood. Didn't know you were a better Casanova than Pepe Le Pew."

As she eyed where the skunks were heading, it took all of Paula's willpower not to burst into a laughing fit as she saw that Zoey had left the passengers side door of her car open. This allowed Sandalwood and his army of suitors to climb into the car and crawl into the backseat.

"Those bitches are in for it now..." Paula whispered to herself, letting out an evil chuckle.

"And that's the last of it." Zoey said as she pushed the empty tub over.

"Then why do we smell like a skunk that rolled around in rotting meat, dirty diapers, and raw sewage?!" Emma challenged, raising an eyebrow in annoyance.

Zoey chuckled sheepishly. "Maybe it takes a while to work...?"

"Or maybe you're an idiot?!" Jane snapped, fighting back the urge to throw up. "Good Lord! Nevermind tomato juice! We're going to have to bathe in holy water to get rid of this smell!"

Zoey then growled angrily as picked up the empty tub and tossed it away. "If I ever see that clerk again, I'll sue her out of every penny she has! No, better! She'll have to file bankruptcy just to pay me back!"

"Oh, stop your whining!" Jane barked, looking towards the other four naked, messy, and stinky women. "We'll get your money back and then think about a way to get this crap washed off!"

"I have an idea!" Taylor called out, getting the attention of the others. "My uncle's dog got sprayed by a skunk once, so he had the butler bathe him with this extra strength dog shampoo. And I happened to saw a little doggy spa next to a car wash down the road before we came into the campground. We can buy the shampoo and then rent the car wash as a private shower!"

The other four women looked at Taylor like she was crazy.

"Oh, like any of you were shouting out ideas!"

"I hate to say it, but as stupid as that plan is, I'm not seeing any other options." Emma said.

"Fine." Jane groaned. "We'll do that stupid plan. It has to at least get us somewhere."

And with that, the five women got dressed in their bathrobes (Zoey had brought them out for the others before she left) and climbed into Zoey's car before driving away.

Completely unaware of their stinky stowaways as Paula giggled like a mad woman. "Those five are in for a big surprise..."