Lost panties

“What do you mean?”, you ask.

“Well I took off my clothing yesterday before the shower and I don’t have the panties from then anymore.”

You remember that Jack went upstairs to pee so it could only have been him. “Jack went upstairs after you, didn’t you hear him? Do you think he would take them?”

“What?! That was Jack? I thought it was you! I undressed in our bedroom and walked naked to the shower. I assumed it was you, I even gave my ass a smack as I walked through the hallway to tease you.”, she shrieks.

“You did what?!”, you are shocked that your girlfriend showed her birthday suit to your perverted neighbour. “Well, but we don’t know for sure that he took your panties, right?”

“Who else could have taken it? Seriously, do you really think it could have been someone besides that fat wanker?”, she gets frustrated from your question. “If you seriously don’t believe it was him, maybe I should let him steal another set of panties and while I’m at it, give him another show of my body!”

“You’re bluffing, babe…”