Invite pervert over

I walked over to Jack’s house and knocked on his door.

“Hey Jack, you free this evening? I am planning on watching the football game this evening, wanna join me?”, you ask.

“Sure, say ehhh, is Lizzie joining us?”, the dirty pervert obviously wants her present.

“She doesn’t understand football, it’s more for men she says. But she will be home, I think she might do some yoga this evening”, you reply.

“Alright then, she must be flexible to pull off all those moves then.”, he grins.

“Oh, definitely, you should see that.”, you can’t believe that you just invited your pervert neighbour to watch your girlfriend in yoga poses.

“That’s actually funny, I had an ex a long time ago. She was into yoga as well, I even did some poses with her. Have you heard of tantric yoga? We used to do that together!”, Jack seems excited about their common interest in yoga.

“I haven’t heard about that, but perhaps you can show her that stuff tonight.”, you’re unsure of what tantric yoga is, but surely it can do no harm, right?

“Okay, I’ll see you tonight!”, he closes the door and you go back home.

“And? Did he take the bait?”, Liz is exceptionally curious.

You tell her the news. “Yes, Jack is coming over tonight.”

“And you will see that he stole my panties.”