No clothes, no entry

Penny and Brianna had just stepped forward towards the music festival when a tall, burly woman dressed as a security guard stepped in front of them.

"Oh, I have our tickets right here, Ma'am." Penny said happily, digging through her bag.

"And I suppose you also got any spare boxers for your boy toy here?" The Guard said, gesturing to Brianna as the latter blushed crimson. "Men can go shirtless here, but this ain't no Adonis Club, Lady."

Brianna glared at Penny in annoyance. "'Just a request', huh?"

Penny chuckled sheepishly before clearing her throat and turning to The Guard. "Look, my boyfriend here was excited to come to your music festival." Penny lied, "But he accidentally lost his trunks at the beach. I don't have any other clothes with me, and we live too far away to grab some clothes and come back before the festival closes."

"This festival isn't clothing optional." The Guard replied flatly.

"Well then can I get any clothes so we can get in?" Brianna begged, knowing she had no say in the matter of whether or not leaving was an option.

"The only place to buy clothes is at one of the many merchandise stands." The Guard explained, "Which are in the festival."

"So you're saying that sh- HE, can't buy clothes unless he's wearing clothes?" Penny asked, baffled. "That's insane and unfair!"

"I don't make the rules. I just enforce them."

"Please!" Brianna begged, "I just need something to wear over my bottom half! Swim trunks, pants, underwear, a towel; anything! I'll do anything!"

"'Anything'?" The Guard asked, lowering her sunglasses and revealing her blue eyes as she raised an eyebrow.

"Within reason." Brianna quickly added, not wanting to make this any more embarrassing for her than it already was. "I'm not sleeping with you."

"Hey, Jerk! I already have a boyfriend!" The Guard snapped, looking about ready to throw the two out. However, she stopped as she looked "Brian" over again; more specifically "his" hands clenched tightly over "his manhood". She brought a hand to her chin in thought. "Hmm... Maybe there is something you can do."

"What?" Brianna and Penny asked simultaneously.

"I can't help but notice that your boyfriend is a cutie, but he's pretty small down there." The Guard said. At Penny's glare, she raised her hand defensively and added, "Calm down! There's nothing wrong with that. My Carl is just like that, too. In fact, that's what I have in mind."

At seeing the confused looks on the faces of the two women, The Guard continued. "See, Carl is so self-concious about his size, he doesn't even think that he's worthy enough to be my boyfriend. If you two can show him that size really doesn't matter, then your boyfriend can take anything from the stand he runs on me. Just tell him Roxy said you could. Deal?"