Not Funny

Carol had been sunbathing nude in her backyard. She shared a short wooden fence with her neighbors, the Taylors, but they were supposed to be out of town.

She woke up to find her bikini gone, and her door locked. She also found her towel had been glued to her lounge chair. She heard laughing and saw her 18 year old neighbor Wilson Taylor staring at her. She walked over to the fence.

"Very funny," she said. "You finally saw a naked woman you did not have to pay for, so give me my bikini back, and you're going to pay for a locksmith."

"I don't think so," said Wilson.