A (Stupid & Drunken) Idea

"W-where did I-*HIC*-I park, again?" Dina slurred as she walked through the parking lot, looking around as she stumbled past three cars... The second one being her own. "I kn-*HIC*-know that I *URP* parked somewhere here."

Dina wobbled, trying to think through her foggy haze of a mind on what to do now that she couldn't find her car... As she leaned up against the car in question.

"O-okay, Dina, th-*URP*-think." She said to herself, her head swimming as she tried to think. A few seconds later, the woman came up with an idea. "M-maybe I cou-*HIC*-ld just walk home. Be-*HIC*-ing dr-drunk ish suppos-*URP*-supposed to give you super senses, right? Plus, I live, like, a mile away or some-*HIC*-thing, sho..."

It sounded like a decent plan to her drunken mind, but as Dina walked off from the parking lot, she failed to realize two things.

One, she walked right past her car.

And two, she was walking in the exact opposite direction of her home.