You tell them.

You look them both over. They are unarguably pretty close to what many people would call physically perfect. “Well, I should point out that, while I am currently dressed like a girl, and have been told I am rather cute. Um. I am not exactly a female. I’m, well, male.” They both stare at you apparently confused. “I have a dick. Not a pussy. Get it?”

They look at each other then smile. The one on the right shrugs, “So we both get to fuck you up the ass. I’m good with that. You good Tharen?”

The one on the left still grinning says, “I’m good Borum.” Then his eyes widen and light up. “Oh shit. Does Brittany still have that magic belt?”

“Oh shit, you’re right, she does.” The one you now know is Borum turns to you, “So, we are totally fine with you having a dick. I mean. You are sexy as hell, so I’m good. That said. If you aren’t happy with it, we actually have a friend that found a magic girdle that swaps your gender. I’m sure she would let you use it. I could totally go get it for you.”

“Seriously?” You ask.

Tharen smiles and nods.

Borum points at the door with his thumb. “Ya, sure. You can’t go past without defeating us, but we can. Tell you what, getting fucked up the ass and in the pussy at the same time is really awesome. Best orgasm I’ve ever had.

Tharen adds, “Ya, mind blowing.”

“Wait, so you guys can change your gender?”

Tharen smiles, snaps his fingers, and standing in his place is a long haired bare chested beauty. She is only a couple of inches shorter, and her gravity defying DD’s are breathtaking. Another snap and he is back to normal. “Over the years I’ve decided I feel more male than female, but, every so often ya just gotta get fucked, ya know what I mean.” Your stare tells him you don’t, not really. “Oh wow, ya if you’ve never been fucked like, really fucked, you’ve really got to try it.”

Borum asks, “So, ya, want me to go get it?”