The Wicked Bitch of the West Street

Georgia Merced was the biggest bitch in the neighborhood. Everyone on West Street hated her. She complained about children playing too loud, cats running around without leashes, as if cats need leashes, cars idling in driveways, people blowing leaves and grass into the street and a whole host of other minor issues.

But one day, Georgia got hers.

Georgia's neighbors had an orange tree, and sometimes an orange would drop into her yard under the right conditions. She complained about that too. She was caught reaching over the wall to pick the oranges though, and the neighbors accused her of being a hypocrite.

The neighbors went out of town, and Georgia took the opportunity to climb over the wall to get some free oranges, but she did not know the neighbor's 20 year old son had come home from college with his roommate, and they saw Georgia trespassing in the back yard.