Spying on Influencers

Zachary Parklane (Massive Asshole)

Me: Zach, it's been a while. How have you been?

Zach: Damn! You've been gone for a long time, I thought the mob got you or something.

Me: Yeah well lets just say I'm a persona non grata in Atlanta City

Zach: I was joking the mob part. The fuck?

Me: I need help. I'm part of this big shot filming company, something like MTV but more naughtier if you're catching my drift. They're looking for someone in the "well-armed" aspects of the male body to take care of some of these lonely internet influencers who could use a break from incels, trolls, or whatever buzzword exist these days

Me: Long story

Zach: You... You got a job in the porn industry and you want me in? This sounds like a pyramid scheme.

Me: Nah nah nah. Look. All you need to do is go on a date with the girl and take her to the hotel room my employers provided. They'll take care of everything else, and we can split the money 30/70

Zach: I get the 70.

Me: We'll talk about this soon.

Zach: You know, I got nothing, and I don't have a girlfriend right now. I'll entertain whoever these employers of yours are, as long as they're not the mob.

Me: They're not the mob, I promise

Zach: Ok, so who's the girl that I have to date?