Uber Eats

It's nice to live at a time when pizza isn't the only choice. There's nothing wrong with pizza and you love it, but right now you feel like tacos. You order it from Uber Eats and wait impatiently for your big reveal. 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 25 minutes. You feel like you're going to explode from the anticipation. You are mere minutes away from the exposing yourself to some stranger completely. Every second of waiting is agonizing.

You finally hear the doorbell. You swing it open and it's not the delivery guy, it's one of your neighbors coming to welcome you to the neighborhood. But, before he can get a single word out, his eyes bulge out of his head and he starts breathing audibly through his wide open mouth. He looks up and down your nude form from your pretty hair to your beautiful face to your sexy boobs to your nice tummy and down to your exposed gash between your legs. He's mesmerized and you love it. He eventually snaps out of it and excuses himself, shifting his stance to hide what you assume is his growing erection "Sorry, I didn't know I was interrupting something. I'll come back later."

Silly man, you'll be just as naked later. Hee hee hee. You close the door and wait.