Stay home

Okay, this definitely seems counterintuitive. Why would you decide to stay home if the point is to show off? Simple: deliveries. You've always wanted to try answering the door in the nude. Why haven't you? Because, believe it or not, it's illegal to answer your door naked even though you're still in your own home. Hell, in some places it's illegal to be in your own home naked if someone sees you. Crazy, right? It's your house. And what's the problem this is addressing, exactly? That some delivery boy or girl sees a natural human body for like a few seconds? Ridiculous! Luckily, you no longer have to worry about that and you get to try it out.