Your birthday suit

I mean, this is why you moved here, right? And it's not like you can't do a strip tease later. You lose the ability to play the innocent girl with your friends and neighbors, but maybe it's best they know the real you anyway. And what better way for them to see what you're really like than to go completely naked your very first day?

The best part is, unlike in the past, you don't have to stage any accidents to make you wardrobe malfunction. You don't need to make it plausible. Just walk out, exactly as you are now and have fun!

You decide it would be fun to go even more naked by shaving off your pubic hair. This is going to be so fun! You walk out the door even more naked than you were a moment ago and set off on your new life.