A strip show

"I want to do a strip show."

"...A what?" said Mira, looking at you dumbfounded.

"A strip show. I thought maybe you could... well, put on something lovely and dance a little."

Mira looked at you, stunned.

"You want me to do a strip show? Say... Gunther ... did you fall on your head? How in the world am I supposed to do that? Everyone knows me here. I could never show my face here again after that!"