A normal looking woman?

You’re not quite sure what you expected as you stepped beyond the door. Perhaps a cascade of blinding lights that would shake your very soul, beings of unthinkable horror that would leave you a babbling mess, perhaps a biting, noiseless wind that would send thoughts into your mind.

Either way, you certainly weren’t expecting to find…just a regular looking human woman? Sure she’s dressed funny and she’s sexy, but everything about her looks normal. Is this what the gods look like?

The surprisingly blasé goddess eyefucks you, staring at your sweat-soaked muscles while licking her lips like a beast sighting a kill. “Какой сексуальный кусок мяса” she grins, speaking in a strange tongue.

“Da, hello, great hero!” the goddess exclaims, her voice truncated and strangely accented. “Come, let me examine you.”

You nervously step closer, eyeing up the goddess just in case she turns into a being of pure light and burns you to **** or something, but instead she runs her hands over your body feeling you up. “блин, моя киска течет” she whispers. “So, champion, I am sure you want to know who I am?”

You nod, curious.

“I am Ekaterina, a goddess of fertility” she chuckles as she grabs your cock, “you may have noticed my boons around the village.”

Your mind flips to the strange objects you’ve seen everywhere, nodding. “You made them?”

“Yes I did” Ekaterina says proudly, “were my little disciples good to you?”

“Uhh, yeah! Yeah they’re great” you ramble, nervous about not angering the goddess. “The picture of hospitality.”

“Excellent” she responds, “and how did you find fucking their slutty brains out?”

Well, you shouldn’t have expected anything else from the goddess of this town.

“They were excellent” you respond. Ekaterina leans in, whispering in your ear: “They take after me.”“

Goddess or no goddess, you know exactly what she wants. With a forceful speed, Yu shove the goddess up against the wall, pinning her arms with your own.

“БЛЯTЬ!” she yells, “Ты смелый, не так ли?”

“Uh, what?” you ask, not understanding her strange language but definitely catching the shock.

“My apologies, I started speaking in the tongue of the gods” Ekaterina replies quickly, “you did exactly what was right, carry on.”

You’re just about to do so, when the wall itself is swept aside, revealing an entirely different goddess, who looks significantly less…skimpy? You certainly can’t see as much skin, that’s for sure.

“Держись, Екатерина!” she shouts, and her strange blue square transforms into a strange brown and black stick, which she points at you. “Мне стрелять!?”