A few questions.

“Wait, how does that work? If I became a girl for a week. What about my, like driver’s license, going to the bank, id’s and stuff?”

He smiles, “Oh, I see, you are looking for the total swap experience. Ya, these potions don’t do any of that stuff. They are more for fun. People looking for a new experience. All that stuff is available in the store…”. He pauses and looks around. He walks over to your box of stuff. “Oh, wow you must be richer than I thought. Ya you have a bunch of stuff right here. These boots change you permanently after 24 hours and if you use the right descriptions you can build a new identity. This big fat dildo summons a fate demon that can turn you into whatever they think is your true form. Real powerful and risky stuff. It even teleports you to wherever it thinks you will be happiest. This stuff leads to a lot of monster attacks actually. Hmm. Not sure. I suppose the boots are safest, the dildo if you really don’t know what you want.” He walks back to the door. “Or just use the potions, think about who you want to be, as specific or vague as you want, then buy the other stuff after.”

“Oh, wow, I bought all of that?” You ask staring off into space.

He smiles again, shrugs, “Unless you pissed off a witch or something and she gave you all this stuff to fuck with you. I’ve heard of that shit happening as well.” He looks at his phone, “Well, got another call. Good luck, ya.”

“Thanks.” Do I really want to be someone else?