The boys in blue

Before the four girls were two male police officers, complete with vests and a body cam.

"Excuse me," one of them asked, "what is going on here?"

"Officer, I- I-" Erica stammered, trying to explain herself.

"Hello, officer, we're just out around town with our friend over here. She likes to be naked and we're helping her express herself," Lisa intervened and clarified the situation.

"Yeah, she's a shy one but that's why we're here to get her out of her shell!" Carrie added.

"I see ... what exactly type of friendship do you have with this individual?" the other officer inquired.

"This is Erica, we've known her for years! Yeah, we always like to strip her and make her run around with no clothes on," Alicia blurted out and chuckled while Lisa and Carrie gave her death stares.

"I see. Does Erica over here like it when you do those things?" the first officer wondered.

"Well ... you know ..." Alicia started stammering, realizing her mistake.

"You know what, we'll save you the small talk. We were passing by and saw your little interaction with 'Erica'. From body language we have probable cause that you three have perpetrated sexual abuse on this poor young lady, and you guys aren't putting our minds at ease. We would be very thankful if you ladies would come down with us to the police station to sort everything out."

The silence and tension in the air for the next several seconds could be cut with a knife. Eventually, Lisa spoke up, "Officers, if you wish to ask us anything we're afraid we cant talk on the matter without the presence and advice of counsel. With that said, are we free to go?"

The second officer spoke up and said "no, you are being detained."