Grad Student Suki

"No way," said Dr. Gregorson.

"Yes, this," said Dr. Morris.

He pulled up the photo of Suki Yamota, the shy, brainy graduate student who worked with them in the physiology lab.

"There is no way, that's our Suki," said Gregorson.

"I told you my machine would work. Not only is Suki bustier and curvier, her IQ is now just 80, and her sex drive is through the roof."

"This is a joke, Kurt," said Dr. Gregorson. "That's photoshopped. You've been saying for years you could mentally and physically alter someone, and the joke's worn thin. By the way, if you're caught with that fake photo of Suki, your career is over."

Kurt smiled. He picked up his phone and pressed a button: "Suki, come in her please."