Scrubbed

"I -"

That was all Willow could get out before the zookeepers went to work, dunking and scrubbing the woman as she spat and sputtered. Nowhere on her body was spared as she was scrubbed raw, and each time she broke the surface, she was pushed back down a gain into the red goop.

After about an hour of scrubbing and washing, two keepers plucked the woman out of the vat and sat her down on the pavement. As she wiped the sauce away from her face, spitting and sputtering all the way, she gasped for breath and looked up just in time to see four zookeepers holding up fire hoses and taking aim at her.

Oh no...

Willow didn't even have enough time to say or do anything before the water jets pelted her, the naked woman spitting and sputtering as she was hit with the freezing cold water. After finally being rinsed of the red goop from her body, Willow stood there shivering as her teeth chattered.

"I'm telling you," Griffin said to another keeper, "that ape looks exactly like the woman I hired to play -"

"I AM THAT FREAKING WOMAN, YOU BRAINDEAD MORON!" Willow finally shouted, having had enough of this nonsense. "In the span of two days, I have been locked out of my house, chased through multiple yards, gone dumpster diving at least three times now, arrested, attacked by a gorilla, robbed by a bartender, pooped on by birds, **** to partake in a strip show, almost killed in a recycling plant, tranquilized, almost maimed by wild animals, sprayed by skunks, mistaken for an albino hairless ape, **** into a vat of tomato sauce, scrubbed until I could feel my skin coming off, and hosed down with freezing cold water! I am wet. I am naked. I am cold. I think I still have some hint of skunk stink on me."

"See, I told you guys." A female keeper said, "Even with the added chemicals, tomato sauce is only a cover up. The real removal is -"

"I want clothes. I want money to pay the freaking rent." Willow interrupted before finally screaming, "AND I WANT TO GO HOME AND PUT AN END TO THIS FREAKING NIGHTMARE!"