Middle of The Ocean

As the barge came into the middle of the ocean, a seagull sat on a pile of garbage, pecking at the ground for something to eat. Half a second later, the bird screeched as Willow erupted from the pile of filth, gasping for breath as she coughed and wheezed. The girl was covered from head to toe in grime, sludge, and garbage juice. Not only that, but she stank to high heaven!

"Abby..." Willow growled, "You are dead when I get back home!"

The filthy, naked woman then stood up and looked around, her eyes going wide as she saw that she wasn't in a dump. She was on a boat in the middle of the ocean!

"No, no, no!" Willow squeaked, "I can't get to far from land!"

Looking around in desperation, Willow let out a gasp as she saw a lifeboat near the side. Letting out a triumphant laugh, the naked girl hiked across the sea of garbage and grime in hopes of reaching the boat. After half an hour of hiking, slipping, and sliding, Willow finally made it to the life boat, trying her best to untie the boat from its ropes.

Squawk!

Hearing the noise, Willow looked up. Due to her blurred vision, all she could see was a hundred white, yellow, and gray blobs bending over...

The Captain sat at the wheel, taking a sip from his coffee as he navigated to the landfill of another country.

"Hmm... Odd." He said as a flock of a hundred, frightened seagulls flew past the window, not hearing the screams of disgust down below.

Once the life boat was in the water, Willow, who was now covered in white splotches, muttered angrily as she made her way in the direction that she thought and hoped home was...