Interviews part 10

Blood Mary

Queen of England

"Yaaaaaaawn. Choose your words carefully this week, I don't have much time to waste on losers."

"Why the fuck are you calling a loser? I can still win this. Me and Cleopatra have a plan that will....

Erica

Normal Girl

"Oh, Erica our sweet little girl. You were so strong, so chaste. What happened to you? Was losing Joan all it took to plunge you fully into the pool of perversion and debauchery that is this harem?"

"Joan would say, to do whatever it took to win. So I am. If sleeping with that thing is what it takes, so be it."

"Still shrouding yourself in the fate of a martyr? You need to start thinking if the world even wants to be saved by a creature like you. By a pervert, who plays disgusting little age games with Satan, who **** her friends to make them her sex ****. Who hypnotized her opponents to become so apathetic they can't even raise a finger to defend themselves in a fight."

"What do you want form me Skylar? I'm playing your stupid game, I'm earning points. I got rid of Joan, aren't I doing everything right?"

"You are, yes you are my sweet little girl, and I'm just pleased as punch. You just need a little bit more of a push, you're so close to accepting your role, Daddy's lazy little girl. His slothful queen and daughter, a brat on the throne. My heart's bursting just thinking about it. Don't you feel how happy you could be?"

"I... I do."

"Then why fight it?"

Elizabeth Bathory

Countess of Blood

"The romantic in me is rooting for you girl, so is the chubby chaser in me."

"I suppose I should thank you for that."

"I have to say, it's been cute watching you try to weedle some human emotion out of that sack of sin. You've been so patient, it's a real treat."

"It's not easy, he's a truly vile... thing. And yet, I can sense something in him, for some reason, he wants to try."

"He was once most glorious of all of God's angels. Who among us does not desire to return to the safety and innocence of childhood? Well... not me of course. I was a fully formed Skylar, right from the start!"

"You really think he wants to be good again?"

"Why not? People always talk about the temptations of evil, but is not goodness just as tempting? Has a joke ever broken you out of your gloom? Do you not seek company in isolation, and who among us isn't enchanted by Happily ever after? He was tempted into darkness once, why would his will be any stronger now?"

"God could not keep him good."

"But a wish could. Your wish."

"You could turn him good?"

"Good, evil, inside out. Anything so long as the harem is maintained."

"I didn't know."

"Consider it a reward, for putting in the work this week."

"What sort of things have contestants wished for in the past?"

"Hmm? What a good question, I've found you girls shockingly disinterested in the mechanics of the game you're in. I suppose it's the arrogance inherent to the women in your positions. Let's see here, I've seen many things. Usually, they wish for something for their family. I wish my husband is happy and rich. I hope my son beats cancer, and graduates college. They want to make sure their families are taken care of when they're gone with the harem. Then there are the selfish wishes, I never want to be looked down upon again, or I never want to have to work. We have wishes for the master too, I wish master was a girl, I wish master could fuck forever, those are always fun and dramatic. That's what you're looking for. But my favorite, and I've managed to pull this off with a few girls. Is the wish for everyone to be happy. Isn't that sweet? After all the pain and struggle, they just want their new family to be happy, oh I tear up just thinking of it."

"What's the craziest thing anyone's ever asked for?"

"To eradicate Soto-Henrich Disease."

"What's that?"

"Exactly."

"That all sounds so tame."

"Well, a few thousand people a year are grateful for that last one."

"You just make it sound like this wish can do anything."

"It can."

"And they wish for such little things."

"Humans are little things. I don't mean to condescend, but it's true. The universe is so big and wide, but you only get to see so little of it. Who are we to judge what's in their hearts? If it's their truest wish, then it's my delight to fulfill it."

"What's the biggest thing I could wish for?"

"You wouldn't understand what you were wishing for if I told you."

"If I wanted to rule a country?"

"That's small."

"The world?"

"Small."

"The Universe!"

"Which universe?"

"Could you make me a Goddess?"

"What's your domain, and how shall your faithful worship?"

"You're lying."

"Maybe, would being a God really make you happy?"

"Are you Happy?"

"I'm not a God, I'm just a host. Producing a season of television is a lot less work."

"But are you Happy?"

"I thought I was... I think I am. Being happy is my thing, but I'm so lonely, and I don't know if you can be lonely, and happy at the same time."

"When the winners ask to make everyone happy, what do you do?"

"I just allow the harem to appreciate the feeling of togetherness, and purpose that the harem provides."

"That's pretty small."

"Yeah, well... the big things in life usually are."

Eve

Mother of Humanity

"Before we get started on this, I know we had an intense moment together this week, but don't think I'm going to let it get in the way of me being a host."

"Okay."

"I mean, sure did your words awaken something in me? Do I like, want to be a better person, and overcome my base instincts? I mean, sure! But like how would I even do that? You know? I mean, I'm a host, and when you're a host you're a host. It's just like that's who I am, and I can't stop now, so, let's not even go there and just focus on the show okay?"

"Sure."

"Because like yes, I want to do better. Maybe spreading all this misery around the world isn't great. I mean it's fun, good dirty, degenerate fun, buuut yes maybe I'm helping spread a certain kind of poison through the soul of the multiverse. So here's what I've come up with! I'm going to stick to the sick sadism of this season because it like totally fits. Buuuut next season, when I finally get the princess season I've always dreamt of, I'm going to make it nice! Yeah! I've been thinking about it, I think I can do it. Each week is going to be like a discovery and not a punishment. It's like 'woooooow I never knew I liked the taste of cum more than food, this is such a fulfilling thing to know about myself, maybe I'd love to become a cum guzzling slut for this charming prince! And it's just like wow! Everyone is so happy to be discovering all these things about them in this magical castle, why not just share this amazing man, and cater to his every whim? Yeah?"

"That's the bargaining stage, you're at."

"What?"

"When a person goes on a personal journey, there comes a time when they see the need for change, but are still attached to their old habits. So they bargin, they think they can encompass both, but they can't. They either arise to the need tochange, or stay stagnant and become victimized by the world."

"Well that's a downer. Well it's going to have to work. Because I just don't see how I can be a host, if I can't put out a compelling season of this show."