A Stinky Situation

Amilia walked through the woods carefully with a smile on her face, feeling the gentle breeze on her bare skin. This was so liberating. So freeing. So... So...

So natural!

Okay, so shoes might have been a good idea, but she could live her brand new life without them. Or any of her clothes.

As she came to a clearing, Amilia saw a beautiful crystal blue pond, taking note that she should probably take a quick dip sometime later. As the warm sun beamed down on her pale skin, the young woman smiled as she laid out on the grass to bask in it's warm embrace, closing her eyes as she hummed blissfully.

A few minutes later, Amilia felt something soft brush against her side, a smile coming to her face. "It would seem that one of my new brothers of the forest has decided to welcome me personally." She thought as she quickly got to her feet and loudly announced, "Greetings, Brother of the - "

A torrent of yellow liquid coated Amilia from head to toe before she even got her sentence out. Blinking a few times, the young woman saw the skunk that had just been foraging nearby jump back before racing past the stunned woman, spraying her backside as well before scurrying off into the forest.

Half a second later, the reality of what had just happened slammed into Amilia like a runaway train. Her eyes began to water. Her nose was assaulted be a smell that smelt like someone threw decaying meat, dirty diapers, and rotten eggs into a sceptic tank before lighting it on fire. Her lungs felt like they were on fire.

Amilia screamed as she ran towards the pond, jumping into the shallows as she splashed around like a dying fish, desperately trying to wash the skunk juice from her eyes. After several seconds of this, she sat shivering in the shallows, muttering angrily to herself.