Goddess Aftermath

Chris had to fight her way through the hordes of people surrounding the Guild. Eventually, she just gave up and opted to instead sneak in with her thief skills, finding it much easier to break in rather than deal with the multitude of humans.

But as she snuck around the back to enter through the bathroom window... she found someone she'd known for a long time curled up in a ball.

"A-Aqua?"

It was clear that the water goddess had been crying. Although, she tried to hide it as best as she could by splashing some nearby mud on her face.

"Ah, Flat Goddess!" She paused to blow a few raspberries in an attempt to get the mud out of her mouth. "And to what do I owe the pleasure, huh? The least you could’ve done was knock first..."

They were standing behind a guild wall, with no other walls around at all. Holding onto pride was a strange thing with Aqua, especially when it seemed that a muddy face and spitting gibberish was somehow a more favourable alternative? "Um, nothing major..." She answered truthfully, weirded out. "But now that I see you, I have to ask if you're okay."

"Of course I am! Don't I look okay?"

A large chunk of mud fell from her face and landed on her dress.

"...yeah..." Chris spoke slowly, "I dunno, maybe I was worried that the Divane situation was getting you down?"

Aqua seemed to visibly chill out, seemingly less worried about the current topic than the one that had really been on her mind. "Oh yeah, right. Our boss." She verbally shrugged, "She's, like, Kazuma's now, right? We gotta masturbate to him everyday and all that silly stuff?"

"That is the general gist of it, yeah. I'm actually here to pick up some extra tools for the Goddesses that don't know him very well," She said, showing off the empty bag she'd brought and was planning to fill with dildos, "But are you sure you're not upset about it? She got 'sullied by a demon', feels kind of-"

The mocking sneer of her senior always got old. "How noobish can you be? A deity getting freaky with something strange is nothing new. You see the crap that Cupid’s allowed to get up to? Or that creepy stuff that Hathor did with Ra? Not to mention that time Zeus turned into a swan…” Aqua visibly shuddered for a second, “No. This is just an average day for our kind. As soon as Kazuma’s dead, she’ll be back in Heaven like nothing ever happened. Heck, she’ll probably even get a higher place in management, knowing the Council..." She mumbled that last part somewhat bitterly, yet somehow uncaring about the mud.

"That's... a surprisingly mature take, Aqua..." Chris awed, thinking about the situation and letting go of some stress she didn’t realise she had held onto, "I guess I was worried since it is partly my fault she’s down here. But you’re right, Divane will get back on her feet. From what I can tell, maybe the trip down here might actually do her some good.”

Aqua nodded, but kept quiet. Looking out down the street with a strange atmosphere around her. As if she’d already clocked out of the conversation, but not in her usual airheaded way. More that she was just lost in thought.

“Well, uh, anyway… I still need to get in there and pick up some more supplies for Palutena. There’s a lot of goddesses demanding pictures of Kazuma since they have to masturbate to him daily now.”

“Just make sure they don’t get too attached to him,” She mumbled back, “After all, he’s only got time for silly humans…”

Chris had only made it a few steps away before it clicked in her head what was happening. She looked back at her senior with a sorrowful expression.

“Oh…oh, Aqua…” She frowned, letting the silence speak volumes as her superior stayed in her sitting position, “You heard about Kazuma and Darkness, didn’t you?”

A pause once more hung in the air.

“...ow, mud in my eye…” Aqua hissed, probably not lying, but likely also wiping her eyes for other reasons.

“If it makes you feel any better, they’re not going anywhere,” Chris said, stepping a little closer to her to give her a handkerchief. “They’ll still be managing the harem alongside you. And they’ll still want to keep having sex with you. That’s gotta count for something, yeah?”

Aqua took the cloth and began wiping her face down. Big clumps of mud fell to the floor while she talked between cleaning wipes. “Yeah, I know. It’s just that…well, I don’t even know why I’m upset in the first place. They’re just a couple of dumb humans; not like they’re gonna live forever anyway…”

Aqua handed back the muddy handkerchief and Chris instantly threw it behind her. There were still some splotches on Aqua’s face but for the most part she was clean again.

“So why does it bother me? I thought Kazuma was the kind of guy to only be a pervert and a creep and a loser. And I thought Darkness was the kind of girl to only be a weirdo who makes funny noises,” She thought aloud. “If they can be all that and still fall in…y-you know…” The goddess gestured before bringing her knees up to hug, “...then why are they leaving me behind?”

Chris didn’t know what to say, so she wrapped an arm around her friend to bring her in for a side hug. It wasn’t fair to try and separate Darkness and Kazuma, so any advice to try and win one of them over would be wrong (she learned her lesson when Kazuma originally went for Megumin). Perhaps they’d be open for an open relationship, but to give Aqua hope like that could also be sending the wrong message. So, for the time being, she just comforted her, two goddesses on the floor snuggling together as they watched the sun slowly come up on the world.

“Hey,” Chris spoke up, feeling compelled to at least say something to make her fellow goddess feel better. “I heard people talk about you back home.”

After a sniffle, Aqua looked up at Chris. “Y-you did?”

“That’s right,” Her friend smiled, “Lots of ‘em were amazed at how well you fought off the angels. And a lot more are amazed at how you can take Kazuma’s cock like a champ. Between you and me, some of them are struggling with that. You’d think Palutena-senpai would be a bit bigger ‘down there’, wouldn’t you?”

The pair giggled childishly together. “Wow…I guess I really am cool,” Aqua said with a smile that Chris was happy to see again. “I’ve got plenty of experience putting up with Kazuma’s crap. If they ever need any pointers, they can come and find me!”

“I’m sure they will.”

Finally, a nice moment between the two. Aqua was too proud to thank her junior/friend, but visually showing it with a bright smile was more than enough for Chris. However the moment did not last for long as something finally registered in Aqua’s head.

“Hey, wait, how are they taking Kazuma’s cock if he’s down here?”

“Oh, because of those dildos that Vanir made.”

“......the wha?”

Hestia sat on her couch, staring at the picture sitting on the small table in front of her. Her face showed she was deep in concentration, though with a small blush that seemed to be laying atop her cheeks as well.

It was a far cry from her usual lazy Sunday attitude. Which is why Bell raised an eyebrow when he entered the room.

“Kami-sama?”

“...”

“Kami-sama? Are you alright?”

“Hm?” She looked up briefly, taking a moment to actually leave her thoughts still, “Oh! Bell, sorry, didn’t see you there.”

The adventurer frowned with concern. “You haven’t been the same since you went to your important deity meeting. What’s up?”

There wasn’t much argument from her, just a placid nod before she looked back at the photo. “It’s this…new urge of mine.”

“Urge?”

“Yeah,” She sighed, slumping her shoulders but still passing the picture over to Bell. It was just the portrait of a simple-looking, plain young man. He was smiling a bit too happily but nothing else noteworthy otherwise. “Thanks to that damned Divane, a bunch of us gods have to masturbate once a day to this human.”

Dropping the picture and his jaw, Bell reacted quite explosively to the news. “M-MASTURBATE?!”

“I know…” Hestia nodded with regretful resignation. “But it’s in the credo of our worship. If we hadn’t elected Divane as head honcho this millenia, then we’d be in the clear. But for now we’re stuck with this compulsion to pleasure ourselves to her lover.”

It was certainly a strange credo, and Bell was confused as hell by it, picking up the picture again. “A-and you… ALL have to do it?”

“Pretty much. Well, the girl gods at least.”

“So, are you angry that you need to do it?” He asked while scratching the back of his head, sitting down on the couch next to his goddess a little awkwardly.

“Not really.”

That surprised him. “Really? Then why are you upset?”

She considered the question, then the answer, then how she would actually go about admitting.

“...I’m mostly just scared, Bell-kun.”

With a large amount of blushing, and a dash of bravery, Hestia stood up from the couch. Turning on her heels, she lifted her skirt to reveal that she wasn’t wearing any panties at all. Her slit was leaking profusely, but that was mostly because of the wet dildo that was about halfway into her body and clearly stuck.

“I mean, look at the size of this thing!” She baulked, flicking the base of the dildo. “Divane’s a HUGE woman! How am I supposed to fit this thing inside of me?!”

Bell was so confused, but he was a polite boy who tried to look away from the girl flashing him. Though his hormones kept forcing his pupils back to see the whining woman’s wet womanhood.

“Palutena said this is a mass-produced relic from the human’s world to help religions with their daily stroke,” She sighed, trying to once more dislodge the fake cock from her insides, but the sensation was too pleasurable and it made her moan a little. It was as frustrating as it was erotic… and Hestia noted she wasn’t the only one frustrated. A certain tent was being pitched that made her ego grow three sizes, smirking a little at Bell’s reactions.

“...do you think you could help me?”

“W-what?!”

She knelt back on the couch, keeping her skirt flipped and showing off her large pale cheeks towards the boy. His reaction had switched from a polite avoidance to hungry stares, the strain in his pants too hard to ignore his desires.

Hestia’s voice was more of a purr, seeing an opportunity to get closer to Bell while also satisfying this new urge of hers, “I’m not very good at doing it myself… perhaps you could help your goddess, oh devotee~?”

With a certain level of bravery, Bell reached over and grabbed the base of the dildo. Even that made the goddess moan out, having to cram so much cock inside of her that even mild stimulation was a major blow. Slowly he moved it out, and back in. Mouth wide in awe as his action made the beauty in front of him shudder in pleasure. Getting bolder in his actions, a pumping of the fake cock inside his goddess while she gripped the couch tightly.

It was rather an exotic and erotic experience for both parties. Though it didn’t last too long for the stimulated Hestia to go overboard and orgasm from her follower’s pumping hand.

“NNHG! BELLLL!”

She was a panting, sweaty mess on the couch, but it wasn’t the only liquid leaking onto the upholstery.

“C-cum?!” Bell exclaimed, “Kami-Sama! It wasn’t me, I swear-!”

Her tired hand waved him off, “The… the dildo does that…” She panted, barely able to lift her head for a good minute. Though she had enough energy to reach down and spread herself a little, “Though… I am feeling a little unsatisfied now…” She purred, jiggling her peaches at the awestruck boy. “I hear this guy’s cum is magic; makes it so guys ‘n gals go gaga when they do it together…if you catch my drift?”

He wanted to avoid a millenia in hell for sullying a goddess, but his dick was too hard to ignore. Desires pulled him into the maddening thralls of gripping his goddess’ clappable cheeks and pushing as much cum as he could into her slit with his dick. It didn’t matter that it was someone else’s, this was a man who had conquered a god! It was certainly worthy enough to be used as lube! It would be helping Hestia anyway, since she could be stretched out a little more for tomorrow’s masturbation.

And the moans she was giving when he came inside her was enough to know he’d probably be helping with that event for many moons to cum.

"I’m telling you that my situation has changed!”

“I don’t care! This has nothing to do with getting through here!”

“You should care! I’m trying to follow you but I won’t be able to if-!”

“SHUT IT!” A fist slammed into the wall. Energy cascading from the impact point.

A foot tapped back impatiently. “Anger will get you nowhere. This may be related to your problem, by the way. You don’t think something of this scale is completely by chance?!”

“...fine. We’ve been getting nowhere here anyway. But if this turns out to be a dead end, I’ll have your hide,” They huffed gruffly. “So, what was it you fucking wanted?”

“We need to talk about Satou Kazuma.”