A Parade of Embarrassment

"And would you look at what's coming up next, Frank?" A female parade announcer said as a marching band came by in front of a series of live TV cameras.

"Indeed, Lilly!" The male parade announcer, Frank, responded with a nod. "It's the NYU Senior Marching Band! And you know this is going to be good, Lilly!"

"That's right, Frank!" Lilly replied, "These young adults have been practicing all year to finally get here, and it's going to take a lot to make them lose their - "

"WHY MEEEEEEE?!"

The announcer's stopped their commentary and gasped as a familiar naked blonde spun through the air towards the band. One of the tuba players went wide eyed as she blew a note that sounded like "Uh oh" before Kayla landed butt first into the tuba, knocking the player over and slipping the instrument off the twenty year old as the other band members and the crowd gasped in shock.

"Ouch..." Kayla moaned as she got to her hands and feet. As she sat up, her eyes went wide as she saw the crowds, letting out a screech as she blushed furiously. And it was at this point that the crowds around her once again erupted in a series of laughs, cheers, jeers, catcalls, and wolf whistles.

Kayla paled as she saw the TV cameras. If the entire world hadn't seen her naked before, they were going to get quite the eyeful now.

Her parents? They saw her naked.

The entire Eastern Seaboard? Seen her naked.

That creepy old guy she used to live next door to who would made those Christmas Cards with him in his underwear while his fifty cats, twenty dogs, three rats, and his one eyed, featherless parrot were all wearing ugly Christmas sweaters? He was probably watching her naked right now.

"Well, Ladies and Gentlemen," Lilly said with a chuckle, "I guess people show their love for music in different ways!"

Kayla went to stand back up to cover herself, but found herself almost toppling over. Looking over her shoulder, Kate noticed that her butt was stuck inside the tuba. Letting out a groan, the naked blonde wiggled and pulled in an attempt to remove the instrument from her posterior.

Meanwhile, the mouse was silently laughing as he watched Kayla make a complete fool of herself. Wiping a tear from his eye, the rodent looked around for what to do next. That was when he saw a parade balloon being held by a group of people who were trying to figure out what the hold up was. The mouse smiled as he got an idea.

Back with Kayla, the woman tried desperately to remove her rear from the tuba. Looking up, the woman growled as she saw the college seniors merely standing there, either laughing or catcalling. An eighteen year old woman and a twenty-two year old man went slack jawed at the sight before high-fiving the other.

"Will one of you at least help me here?!" Kayla snapped in annoyance. Her annoyance quickly faded as she was handed a rope by someone, causing the woman to sigh in relief as she tied it around her waist. "Okay, this will do. Now start pull-"

Suddenly, Kayla thought about something. All the college band students were just staring at her. So who gave her the rope?

A whistle getting her attention, Kayla looked over to see the mouse having tied the tuba to a fire hydrant before running over and jumping on the rope that was tied to her. She scowled as she tried to swat at the mouse, only to miss as the rodent climbed up...

Stopping at the parade balloon that said rope was tied to. Kayla paled as she saw the mouse wave at her.

"No..." Kayla whimpered, her face going pale.

The mouse then proceeded to pull out a needle, the sharp tip giving off a bright shine.

"No. You wouldn't."

The mouse gave a wink before jabbing the balloon with the needle, jumping down as a gush of air blew out of the hole.

"Oh, you little son of a - AAAAAHHHHHH!" Kayla screamed as she was instantly pulled into the sky and off the street, her butt finally being released from the brass instrument.

As Kayla continued screaming, hanging on for dear life as the balloon zig zagged through the sky, the mouse used a napkin as a parachute before landing on the roof of a taxi. Tossing the napkin away, the mouse jumped into the taxi from an open window and landed in the passengers seat before signaling to the driver to follow the naked blonde tied to the parade balloon.

The driver in question merely blinked in confusion at the mouse, her mouth full from her bite from the sub sandwich in her hands. Just as she swallowed and opened her mouth to say something, the mouse reached behind his back and pulled out a diamond ten times his size.

The cab driver blinked a few times before returning her attention to the road, turning on the ignition. "Very kind of you, Sir. Hang on!"

And with that, the driver floored it as the cab chased after the deflating balloon and the terrified and humiliated Kayla.