The Man, the Myth, the Legend, Blue Motherfucking OAK!

The Man, the Myth, the Legend, (not Gary) Blue Motherfucking OAK!

You are Blue Oak, the Grandson of former Pokémon Champion and current Pokémon Professor, Professor Oak. You live in Pallet down with your Grandfather and sister, Daisy.

Who are your parents? Fuck’em!

You don’t need no parents; you are THE Blue Motherfucking OAK! It isn’t like not knowing who your parents are has given you a complex or anything….

You also recently turned 18 years old and are about to start your Pokémon Journey! There is one other person in Pallet Town who will also be starting their Pokémon journey at the same time, that slut Amber, who is also now 18.

But FUCK HER! (Not a bad idea actually....)

You are Blue Oak, you don't need parents, or friends!

That is Because Blue Oak knows two simple truths.

You are destined to become The Greatest Pokémon Master of your generation!

and that you are going to get ALL THE BITCHES!!!

Author's Note: I personally don't have a story planned for this path, I just thought that BLUE MOTHERFUCKING OAK! deserved a better character intro than the SINGLE WORD one that currently exists. Plus, maybe this will inspire somebody to start writing their own BLUE PATH!

Edit: So, this is now an official path now! Still, curious to see what other people might come up with for The Adventures of Blue MOTHERFUCKING OAK!