Picking up Cadey

Step Slut (Emily):

Emily: hey daddy. u txtd Cadey yet?

Kevin: Actually she texted me. Called me sir and everything and told me where to pick her up. And remember those pictures I promised you?

Kevin:

Emily: mmmmm think she was a good gf?

Kevin: In a getup like that? Surprised she doesn't get invited to sausage parties.

Emily: oh she does she just rejects dem all.

Kevin: Poor dyke doesn't know what's going to happen to her. Distract mommy for me, ok?

Emily: kk luv u daddy <3

Cadey Mercury

Emily: heyyey hows daddy?

Cadey: He seems really nice. Picked me up in his car and started asking questions abt me like how many boys have i had.

Emily: wat did u say?

Cadey: I'm still saving up for that special one

Emily: think his special?

Cadey: :)

Cadey: i want 2 make a good first impression

Emily: c u here soon