Nope, it's Tom

"Hey, buddy!" said Tom as soon as David opened the door. He held up a six-pack of the good stuff and said, "I figured you'd be watching the game, so I brought the beer!"

David lit up. There was a lot going on right at that moment, but he was so glad to see his old friend that it all fell away. "Dude, come in! It feels like it's been forever!"

"Two years," said Tom, pulling a beer off the six-pack and handing it to David as he walked in. "God, I wish I hadn't had to transfer. I've missed this place."

David had roomed with Tom in Freshman year. They'd gotten along instantly, since both of them were athletic and easy going. They even had the same major and took several of the same classes. Then one night David had brought a couple of girls from the AGBCC to the dorm before he'd really understood what their deal was. One of the girls had asked if Tom was just as "talented" as David, and both of the guys agreed, of course.

Then everyone's pants started coming off, and the girls burst out laughing. Tom was not talented in the way they wanted. The girls both grabbed their phones and took pictures of his little dick. The guys had tried to make them stop, but the pictures were taken, sent, and shared all over campus by other AGBCC members before David could even get the girls out of the room. Tom's life became a constant nightmare of teasing and pranks until finally he transferred to another school. David had been so mad, the AGBCC had to kick those girls out to get him to start taking their calls again.

So David was super excited to see his friend again. He opened his beer, guzzled half of it in two seconds despite already being pretty sloshed, and said, "Have a seat! We can watch the last inning!"

"Great," said Tom, flopping down on the couch. "I'm just glad I caught you free. I figured you'd have another hot girl over."

There was a knock at the door, and David remembered Emma's messages. Before he could even think, Emma's voice came through the door.

"David?! Are you there? I know I said for you to let me know if you were interested in that night cap, but I reeeaaally need to see you!"

Tom laughed. "I knew it. They're always after you. It's another Asian girl, isn't it?"

"Yeah. Do you remember that little bitch, Emma, from Calculus?"

Tom's eyes lit up, but then he looked down, almost stumbling over his words. "Dude, she wasn't so bad. I thought she was cute."

Then David remembered. Tom had had a huge crush on the tiny girl.

This could be really fun.