Group Chat : Part One

The show commenced with Debbi performing the new tour rap. WhatsApp got active :

Sandra : Wow, that's some costume !

Carol : What costume ? She's naked !!

Sandra : Well, there's a headdress and heels.

Karen: OMG, is she singing about her vagina and clitoris ?

The screen then showed Debbi's co-dancers holding her spread in the splits.

Diane : Yep, and there they are, displayed in UHD !!!

Stew : Debbi's minge !!!

Simon : Greasy quim :)

Jeff: Come on guys, show a little respect.

Stew : Oh but I respect that view completely boss.

Jeff : It is very nice.

Aditty : Is that stubble coming through where she's shaved ?

The show soon progressed to the next segment.

Karen : Now she's totally naked !

Simon : That's how we like it.

Sandra : What is she ?

Carol : Eve I think.

Diane : Yikes, is she humping that snake ?

Carol : Or is the snake humping her ?

Diane : This is so funny, she's really going for it !

Carol : Now she's humping the tree branch !!!

Stew : Was that her asshole I saw when she climbed the tree ?

Simon : Not sure, gonna have to play back later. What do you reckon boss ?

Jeff : It is very good.

Simon : But was it her asshole ?

Jeff : I think perhaps it was.

Next up was the Amazon warrior concept.

Diane : This is a bit tame after the first two ?

Simon : Whatever, she's still bare ass naked !

Aditty : Apart from the sexy boots. Ha, ha.

Carol : That bow and arrow looks dangerous.

Stew : But I like the way it shows off her muscles when she's straining.

At this point there was an ad break, during which they showed Debbi the fully dressed business woman in her office recording her appeal for the charity.

Carol : I recognize that place !

Jeff : That's the Debbi we all know and respect.

Diane : Yeah, right, if you say so. Come on, get her kit off again !