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Jake sat there for a moment and realized how hard he got watching size comparison porn,

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so he wrote, Old Rule: penis size is determined by birth dates. If your birth date is perfectly even numbers you will have a size between 8.5-11 inches long with a girth between 5.5-7.25 inches around. If you’re birth date is all even except for the year you will either have a penis between 6.75-8.49 inches long and a penis girth between 4.75-5.75 inches, if you’re date is all odd numbers you will fall between 1.75-3.33 inches long and .75-3.6 inches in girth. All other combinations will be between 3.5 inches and 6 inches long and 4-5 inches around. The break down on what your size can be is determined by birth signs fire signs are at the top percentile for their length the smaller the day number the thicker the penis; water signs are the shortest length and earth signs are growers with penises that triple in size to be their erect size. Flaccid size for penises works the same but based on conception date sign. Water sign conception is in the smallest size when flaccid, fire is in the largest flaccid size, earth signs are proportional to 1/3 of their erect size. Old Rule: average sizes are considered boring to women, but they find them sexually acceptable. Small penises are sexually stimulating to women by humiliating the small penis comparing it to real men as often as possible. Family can humiliate small cocked men as well, but they cannot have sexual relations with a diminished penis. Small penis men are premature ejaculators, when having sex while being mocked, they are most fertile when they will produce small dicked offspring. Large cocked men are always fertile and produce more cum when their partner is comparing them to a smaller penis. Average sized penises are fertile between the 9th and 17th of each month. New Rule: all men over the age of 19 must wear their birthdate visible to all.