"Are You Famous ?"

"Are you famous ?" The small voice seeped into Debbi's heavily sedated consciousness. Her near naked arrival in A & E at the hospital had created quite a stir and despite her protestations that she was fine, the doctors decided that she was suffering from delayed shock and should be kept in under observation for the night. Fortunately, it was deemed that the river water in the town was of a reasonable enough quality that there was no need to pump her stomach, even if she had ingested some of it.

"Are you famous ?" the voice repeated quietly. Debbi tried to take in her surroundings. She was in a bed. Seemed to be a brightly lit predominantly white room. A hospital ? It didn't seem like a regular ward. "Are you famous ?" Debbi turned her head to the side where this persistent voice seemed to be coming from. Debbi had been allocated a private room but the hospital was so busy that a second bed had been wheeled in while Debbi was asleep and was occupied by a teen girl who had been brought in after suffering an overdose.

"Are you famous ?" Debbi tried lifting her throbbing head. "Er, no. I'm not famous" she whispered. The girl was encouraged by getting a response. "But all these flowers ? They said that big bunch is from DollaXL !" Debbi groggily took in the extravagant floral displays arrayed on the other side of her bed. As well as the aforementioned offering from Dolla, there were flowers from SEXFLIX, Lord Tyrone and the charity and from Jeff and the team. "Oh, er, blimey" said Debbi.

"The nurse said you were Miz No-E" the girl continued eagerly. "I love Miz No-E. Are you Miz No-E ?" Debbi tried to gather her scattered thoughts. "No, I'm Debbi. I'm a business woman." She saw the girl's disappointment. "But, um, yeah, I am kinda Miz No-E. I mean I play her. It's an act like, sort of an alter ego." Debbi had to lay her throbbing head back down on the pillow.

"I knew it. I knew you were her. I love you. I love those songs. They are so inspiring, so empowering" said the girl excitedly. "Er, really ?" said Debbi, surprised. To her they were just silly ditties that Jody had written with the express purpose of getting Debbi to show tits and ass. She still didn't appreciate how widely their influence had flown, let alone that it might have had a positive effect on some fans.

"You didn't overdose did you ?" the girl asked, concerned. "No, no" replied Debbi. "Er, it was an accident while filming a scene. I got thrown in the river" she explained. "She overdosed" a second voice pronounced. For the first time Debbi took in that the girl had a visitor, a boy who turned out to be her twin. Debbi propped herself up on her elbow to confront the duo. "No !" she exclaimed. "Why did you do that, that's bad, you mustn't do that."

"I was sad" was all the girl could offer. "But that's silly" said Debbi. "There's no reason to be that sad. Miz No-E wouldn't be sad. She'd tell you there's so much to live for !" She began to get out of the bed and moved unsteadily to the window, oblivious of the fact that all she was wearing was a plain backless hospital gown and that she was mooning the room. The sun was pouring in. "Look at the trees and the park. There are birds and squirrels and life" she demanded. The girl began to cry.

"You're going to get better and be happy again aren't you ?" Debbi demanded. "For Miz No-E ?" The girl wiped her eyes. "I will, for Miz No-E" she affirmed. "Ooh, still a bit dizzy" said Debbi, flopping down on the edge of the girl's bed. "Can you sign this for us ?" the boy asked, brandishing a pen and a magazine. "Sure" said Debbi, clambering back into her own bed and once more flashing her charms. "Just a bit dizzy !"